TimeBandit

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  2005 - The year the Society began its decline (without anyone noticing)!

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've just finished an article for randy over on freeminds.org, which i've submitted to him for review.

  hopefully it should be online soon, so please keep checking!.

  the article discusses the fact that the watch tower society is already in decline, and suggests the year 2005 as the turning point.

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  Let's celebrate! Half of the watchtower is going away...Yay!
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  Whats the real reason men want to become elders?

  by usualusername in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  discuss..............

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  They do it because of all the potential opportunities to get more pussy.
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  420...............

  by charlie brown jr. in

  1. social
  2. humour

  yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  sorry if we have this topic..................... .

  lmao i'm .....................stoned????????????????

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  420 good buddy!
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  untitled

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

  all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

  i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

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  http://youtu.be/AGQKzJJbLEw
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  untitled

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
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  i'm developing an ex jw satire routine of rutherford and russell debating different topics like beards and such.

  all i need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak.

  i can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk.

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  I'm developing an ex jw satire routine of Rutherford and Russell debating different topics like beards and such. All I need is to supply an audio track of them debating back and forth, and the program lip syncs with the character and makes him speak. I can add cool expressipns to their faces while they talk. It's kind of like being a puppeteer...I'm pretty new at it though. The things you see the characters do in this video are all presets that came with the program
  
  http://youtu.be/AGQKzJJbLEw
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  Some Ways to Keep Them Away From Your Door

  by NewChapter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sorry for the lame jokes to come guys, but i just saw this commercial, and thought "well that would keep them off my porch".

  i suppose we will always filter the world through our jw experience to some degree.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryzuwnjp9q.

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  Draw a chalk outline of a human on your walkway and scatter some Watchtower magazines about...

  Chris-
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  The ugliest statment A parent can say to their child.

  by jam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my ex (jw) told my two youngest 9 and 11, your dad.

  wanted more kids, meaning them.

  we had two older.. how would a child feel after their mother tell them, i really.

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  I know all bout parents saying ugly thingd to their children. When I was on my way out of the BoRg, she told me in an email that it's ok if I die at Armageddon because then she'd be able to have kids again in the new order and she'd simply replace me. She also told me I'm not her son any longer and that as far as she's concerned I'm dead. Cult.

  Chris-
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  Just say anything...

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i agree with a fellow who said "bigfoot is blurry.

  that's why in all the pictures you see of him you can't make him out.

  there's nothing scarier than the thought of a huge, out of focus monster running around in the woods!

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  The Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes...

  Chris-
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  Threats from the JW mafia (subtle threats)

  by thecrushed in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my dad recently found out i wasn't coming to meetings and going out in field service.

  he found an excuse to get me alone in his car and just lit into me about it.

  he said that if i'm not going out in service that i'm not one of jehovah's witnesses and the brothers won't be able to trust me when the time comes to go undercover due to being attacked by the authorities.

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  Funny how the GB authorized their legal team in australia to deny the existance of the GB and the 'faithful slave' in order to avoid accepting responsibility for the wrongdoing there, but they claim they'll look after their 'sheep' when the shit hits the fan. Seems to me like when the governments go after the wtbts they will fuck over the rank & file in a New York minute. I think their secret plan to go undercover is really more like 'You idiots are on your own'...

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  I partook during the Memorial

  by TimeBandit in

  1. social
  2. humour

  well sort of.

  so here's me celebrating the memorial of jesus' death.

  it was so meaningful.... .

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  @Jehovah Witness: I think I need to pass my pipe to you my friend...Sounds like you need it!

  @finally awake: Damn cracker didn't stand a chance! I ate it like the cookie monster huh?

  @flipper: I ate vienna sausages, left over pizza (I would have chosen the pizza first if I had remembered it was in the fridge), and a paenut butter bananna sandwich. I washed it down with a ginormouse Sonic drink...

  @youhavefailedthetest: I'm not a redneck, or a republican, and I don't beleive anything the government says...

  @wha happened?: Puff puff pass bro.

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