I realize I'm getting up in years, and an American, but I can't for the life of me see what watching a bunch of grown men in shorts, running up and down a cow pasture, kicking a round ball, does for anyone. Hell, they can't even get the ball into a goal that would be big enough for a living room for most people. Try American Football, as it repuires more skills and is more interesting.
On the other hand, I once saw a soccer player get kicked between his legs, which made things interesting, to say the least. Sure ruined his whole day. Bug