The burning questions I want to ask are...
Will the series be filmed in front of a live studio audience?
Will it feature authentic Hebrew-Aramaic dialogue with English subtitles, or classic-50s-Godzilla-style dubbing?
Will it accurately portray First-Century Christians dutifully preaching door-to-door with bags of scrolls?
Will Caleb and Sophia be featured in a cameo?
Will the WTS initiate DCMA takedowns if someone makes a stop-motion parody using Lego?
Will Jesus and his disciples be hot? More importantly, will Mary Magdalene?
Will Satan be portrayed by Tom Ellis, or will he more closely resemble Sparlock?
What roles will the Deafsturbation performers play?