Simes - some spotty faced brown-shirt-wannabe attendant trotted up to tell us that the chair was for attendants ONLY. He seemed quite shocked when I told him, very loudly, to Fuck Off!!
I had a bust up with one of these 'jobsworths'.
I was waiting in a queue for an ice cream and a 'jobsworth' attendant told me to keep moving.
'I'm in a queue, you twat.' I told him.
He was younger than me, fresh out of school. Probably the son of a PO who had been cosseted in home schooling and Elder approval all his sad life.
I was right. He was a twat. It shut him up though.
For our non UK friends who have not heard of a Jobsworth..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobsworth