I would like some Dansk! I will try to pop by tomorrow....
doonnnn'tt doooo iiiiitt...
Posts by Latte
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16TIME FOR A BONFIRE? BOOKS FOR FREE!
by Dansk ini have some bound volumes:.
watchtower 1951-2001. awake 1987-2001. does anyone have any really good use for them, such as research against the organisation?
if so, let me know here or by pm.
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Neighbors just left for Convention
by wasasister infriends: .
it's an absolutely flawless day here in the pacific northwest.
not a cloud in the sky, light breeze, afternoon highs to reach 80 f. we take our share of deserved jabs about our bad weather, but when it's good here, it's very, very good.
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Latte
Drinks all round of course!
Hey! I'm enjoying my Friday night glass of wine, makes the rain look so good! lol
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Neighbors just left for Convention
by wasasister infriends: .
it's an absolutely flawless day here in the pacific northwest.
not a cloud in the sky, light breeze, afternoon highs to reach 80 f. we take our share of deserved jabs about our bad weather, but when it's good here, it's very, very good.
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Latte
Oh my....that does sound good (Latte gazes out at the heavy rain )
You're all invited back to my place for a splash in the pool and a cool drink of your choice.
Thanks anyhow! I can be with you in spirit though!
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Latte
They read hearts....it's quite simple you know.
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The Beckinghams........Funny
by Latte in1) posh and becks are sitting in front of the television watching the.
six o'clock news.
the main story is a man threatening to jump off the.
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Latte
Dansk,
I am impressed, I just don't know how they can pull it off.....wearing tiaras...thrones...headbands, skirts
I just knew that this thread would be highjacked!! lol
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The Beckinghams........Funny
by Latte in1) posh and becks are sitting in front of the television watching the.
six o'clock news.
the main story is a man threatening to jump off the.
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Latte
1) Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the
six o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the
Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks
and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham
replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they shake hands on the
bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road
below with a loud thud.
Beckham takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she
refuses. "I can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I
was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to
jump."
"No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and
square. I was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news,
too. I just didn't think he would do it again."
just before the game, when Roy Keane walks in. "Boss," he says, "there's
a problem. I'm not playing unless I get a cortisone injection."
"Hey," says Becks. "If he's having a new car, so am I."
kitchen department of a large department store. "What's that?" he asks.
"A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.
"What does it do?" asks Becks.
The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next
training session. "Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly.
"It's a Thermos flask."
The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, "says David.
"And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane.
"Two cups of coffee and a Choc ice," replies Beckham.
mechanic knowing she isn't the brightest Spice Girl in the world,
decides to play a joke on her. "You don't need me to take those dents
out," he says. "Just blow up the exhaust pipe and the metal will pop
back into place".
So she takes the car home and tries it. David spots her from the house
and shouts "You silly cow! You have to wind the windows up!"
Posh asks him why he is celebrating. He answers: "Well, I've done this
jigsaw in only 57 days."
"Is that good?" asks Posh.
"You bet," says David. "It says 3 to 5 years on the box."
riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and
down out of control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was
no good. With his foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the
ground. His head continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to
stop or even slow down.
Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving up
hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's manager came along and
unplugged it.
one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go
up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a
cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to
me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed
the cow."
Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After
becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, David shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out
and catch yourself a big one!'
Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,
when he spots Beckham standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward him.
He takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort hauls
it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the Becks flips the
alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "F********, this one
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Neighbors just left for Convention
by wasasister infriends: .
it's an absolutely flawless day here in the pacific northwest.
not a cloud in the sky, light breeze, afternoon highs to reach 80 f. we take our share of deserved jabs about our bad weather, but when it's good here, it's very, very good.
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Latte
I feel SAD for them.....
brewed a pot of fresh-ground Starbucks Dark Roast
........and extremely jealous of you!
I am so glad that you are out! One less to suffer from following rules of men.
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Where you booked your holiday...?
by ScoobySnax injust booked my holiday this year to kefallonia, a beautiful greek island in the med....and can't wait.
turquoise warm sea, fabulous scenery, cool appartments, big pool, hot hot sun, oh and plenty of bars to quench my thirst when it gets dark......have a look www.kefaloniathewaytogo.com counting down the days!!
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Latte
Forgot to mention.
I have just booked my holiday to...wait for it.............WALES! Beaumaris to be exact. I really can't wait.
I won't rain... he he he
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Where you booked your holiday...?
by ScoobySnax injust booked my holiday this year to kefallonia, a beautiful greek island in the med....and can't wait.
turquoise warm sea, fabulous scenery, cool appartments, big pool, hot hot sun, oh and plenty of bars to quench my thirst when it gets dark......have a look www.kefaloniathewaytogo.com counting down the days!!
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Latte
Anglise,
weeks june/july touring UK in the MHome.
WOW I am impressed! We have been thinking of hiring a motorhome, that has got to be such fun! No worrying when you get stuck in a long traffic jams like we did last year....with the two kiddies complaining!
Hope that you have a great time.....and don't forget to drop by if you happen to tour up north!
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CONFESSIONS TO ELDERS ARE DANGEROUS
by Dansk ini can honestly say i never trusted the elders in my congregation; there wasnt a single one of them that i thought would be of any use what-so-ever in helping with a problem.
on the contrary, whenever i had to speak to an elder, i invariably felt worse afterwards!.
this brings me to the point of this post.
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Latte
Aawww Dansk...thank you for being so sweet!
I also know that any details regarding your hubby would have been eagerly sought, too!
Ohhh....I threatened! lol 'I'll tell the elders!' You must clean up the garden! How can you be a MS if you aren't helping in the home?!!'
...I knew that my hubby for all his untidyness...was far better than a lot of the elders ever could be.
The best have left.