I went to my very first Christmas party since I got stupid and got baptised a few years ago. I wasn't sure what to expect, after all these pagans are capable of anything, right? Sooo I put on clean underware, just in case nudity or sex was involved. Instead all I saw was happy people exchanging gifts and have a blast. I mean, what kind of pagans are they raising these days? I'm not so sure Satan was all that pleased with what went on.
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15I'm A Sinner Now
by LB ini went to my very first christmas party since i got stupid and got baptised a few years ago.
i wasn't sure what to expect, after all these pagans are capable of anything, right?
sooo i put on clean underware, just in case nudity or sex was involved.
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Lysistrata
by Eppie inhey all,.
i just want to tell you a little story.
a few weeks (about 5 i think) ago i decided to tell my parents that i am leaving the jws.
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LB
Sounds like Dad has it together. I could take some lessons from him.
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"Pipe Dreams" (lil' mornin'coffee rea...
by sf in< http://slate.msn.com//?id=2059487.
skally.
wcrestnpeace
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LB
Well if that story is true,then we have to thank Osama for helping us to get cheaper oil. But I'd still prefer the radioactive solution myself.
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10 Signs That Your JW Teenager Is In Trouble.
by Englishman in1. he/she always gets violent stomach cramps/headaches around 9 am every sunday morning.. 2. his bed sheets can stand upright all by themselves.. 3. he clips his assembly delegates badge to his belt.. 4. his bedroom window is always wide open, even when it's freezing cold.. 5. he plays all his music though headphones.. 6. he asks if he can borrow the car if it doesn't leave the garage.. 7. he delays getting baptised until he is just a little more mature.. 8. his magazine bag is full of harry potter books.. 9. he always washes his hands after taking sister **** home.. 10. he always volunteers to be a security guard at assemblies.. englisman.. bring on the dancing girls!
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LB
I knew my JW teen was in trouble when he told me he wanted to go to Bethal.
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An elder called me the other day............
by IWish4Truth ini have been df'd twice, this time for over 6 months.
an elder called me the other day and wanted to know if i'm renting my house or buying it.
also, he wanted to know who keeps my children while i work.
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LB
To be honest if I were in your shoes I really would be interested in what he was up to. I'd probably call him and ask myself. I suppose the best response to such questions is to give them the standard smile with empty eyes. Just like they do when out in service.
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early marriage
by concerned mama inin a previous post, some of you talked about your current age and number of years married.
subtract and voila, many of you married young, by which i mean before 20 years of age.
congrats to all of you couples, married long and short!
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LB
Well Billy the past few days have caused it to get much worse. The DIL called us apostates and said she didn't want her hubby to come around at ALL any longer. I told her I'd like to hear that from my son so he got on the phone and said sorry dad, we have to do this. Then hung up.
We know he won't give up on us or cut us off forever. But for now we will let him stew. I plan to send him a note telling him now much we both love him and that we will be there for him, when he is ready. Other than that I will back way off.
Just one more reason to light up a Christmas tree I guess.
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Favorite Gilligan's Island episode
by joelbear in1. harold hecuba (phil silvers) visits and makes musical hamlet.. runner up.
a space probe to mars goes awry and lands on the island.
castaways covered with glue and feathers, nasa thinks mars inhabited by chicken people.. yours?.
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Any episode where I get to see Mary Anne's belly button!!
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Your best (one sentence) description of the WT
by moman inhere iz mine:.
#1) "a cancer of the soul".
#2) "a fools paradise".
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LB
one word....heartbreakers
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It's just dawned on me...
by Billygoat in...that jw's have a hard time forgiving others because they themselves are rarely forgiven for their own sins.
according to their beliefs jehovah keeps track of every detail of your life...good and bad.
that even if you are humble and repent of your sins, that there is still no true forgiveness until the new system.
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LB
Andi dad loves you deeply I'm sure. I have adult offspring and I know I say the wrong thing all the time. Our roles are reversed as my son is still in the collective.
Hang in there, with a sweet daughter like you he must be tormented to not have contact with you. I think back a couple of years ago and how I looked at things. My non witness son just drove me nuts. Why oh why wouldn't he accept the truth??? Now he gets a kick out of rubbing my face in it of course. All I can do is smile. Impossible to argue the point.
Adoption? Can you ride a horse? If you can the doors always open. No unhappy people on a horse you know.
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early marriage
by concerned mama inin a previous post, some of you talked about your current age and number of years married.
subtract and voila, many of you married young, by which i mean before 20 years of age.
congrats to all of you couples, married long and short!
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LB
My son was married at 21 5 years ago and his wife was 18, barely 18. It was way too young but of course, the sexdrive was active. I feel very sorry for him at this stage. He gave up a lot to be married so young. Is he happy now? Not really, his wife is very needy and jealous of any time he spends with us. If we see him 2 or 3 hours a month I'd be surprised.
Oh what looks good when you are young isn't all that attractive a short time later.