In the beginning there was UNIX.
Then came Microsoft and it seemed good.
We all had to use it for it formed the very network that connected all information. The only command was to have no other operating systems before it. It was comprised of 3 things, Bill Gates WindowsOS and the Net.
When Bill spoke it shook the earth and we all quaked with fear and joy.
As time went on many other OS's appeared, OS2, Mandrake, Debian, and even Red Hat. Some were quite popular, but the masses of humans have continued to follow the false triune Corp. In spite of the difficult upgrades and continual downloads all the way down to the present XP.
The masses offered up great wealth to the Corp and made great sacrifices of time to do its bidding.
More recently it was discovered by many loyal truth seeking and upright nerds that UNIX was indeed the origional networking OS and they attempted to reclaim its true glory by competing with XP. They began to release free OS versions. The Triune Corp responded to this by attempting to keep secret all it's innerworkings and to create proprietary hardware such as winmodems and special windows only sound and vedio cards merging it's win stamp onto the actual hardware.
We are currently in the battle of the great day of "Bill the Almighty" although many Linux systems have survived and are being marketed as "True internet systems" the masses are still very confused as to how they even work.
The time is now very short. Only a select few of very elite nerds will be saved from the mindless point and click programming placed on mankind by the Triune Corp. This remenant of true networkers in these final last days has joined forces.
Join in the battle
Send your contributions to us that we may do battle with the false Corp. and recieve in return a free OS such as Mandrake or Debian. Guarenteed to do almost anything XP can do, but usually won't. You too can spend 1000's of hours attempting to download drivers and get each piece of hardware working. Disposing of your winmodems and falsely configured audio hardware. There is much work to be done and the time is ever short. You may log your hours and send them in monthly, so we may keep a record of your service.
Lets create our new Net in its true origional UNIX type enviornment, LINUX. Networking should be free and no longer enslaved to the evil Triune Tyrant.
The day is fastly approaching when everyone will have to make the choice, follow the counterfiet Corp, or seek out the Origional launguage.
This makes as bout as much sense as Genesis!
However it does contain a little more pertinent information I think.