1. Satanas El Diablo???? ¿Como?
Isn't that the little Mexican joint down the street? Why are the employees out to get everyone? Are they serving bad enchiladas or something? ¿ Cómo está pasando allí?
Weird how they think Satan is stronger than God. If they thought the average JW had any real faith, they'd know they could not be easily "swayed." How does one claim Jesus & Jehovah are the most powerful beings in the universe while being so afraid of "lesser" beings?
2. Protect the Org?
Huh? If its really God's Org, whacha doin asking humans to protect it? Such a lack of faith is sad.
3. Doubts are your fault?
Sure the doubts are your fault, never mind we [GB] keep feeding you stuff for 5 yr olds that you are tired of hearing and can't answer your deeper adult questions, nor can we make up our minds what we believe depending on what year this happens to be due to the rotation of planets in the Andromada galaxy. Yep, uh huh.
4. Praise the GB?
Bend your knee to us! We require worship! Forget that Jesus fellow. WE are your Jesus, WE are your mediators!
My thoughts? Oh, just plain FU! I'll take the real mediator. Thanks.
5. Stay single?
Why should JWs start listening to demonic talk? If they want a bunch of nuns and priests why not simply go Catholic?
Could you just imagine Jesus Paul Peter James etc saying STUPID stuff like this?