I'm so lost by the OP I feel like the only kid in a classroom not giggling because I wasn't privy to the joke. Here's my joke: Every JW gets herpes from from kissing the GB's asses.
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Jeneration Jokes
by prologos init is cruel to make fun of the pathetic attempts of br.
splane to come clean of the 1914 and generation predicament, but it is not only funny, for lives are seriously affected, but hey, having a humorous, irreverent outlook helps, so.
here are prologos', copy-righted contributions of.
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JW do alot of bad... and we are all collectively responsible for this!
by StephaneLaliberte ini know someone who was working for an elder.
when she got disfellowshipped, he gave her two weeks noticed and paid for one... she didn't bring that sob to court as it was her own father.
that happened about a months ago.. another example is that me and my family have become inactive.
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SecretSlaveClass
Punk:
May the WBT$ go bankrupt very soon.
Judging by the topics carrying some evidence floating around rhis forum, it certainly doesn't seem impossible.
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JW do alot of bad... and we are all collectively responsible for this!
by StephaneLaliberte ini know someone who was working for an elder.
when she got disfellowshipped, he gave her two weeks noticed and paid for one... she didn't bring that sob to court as it was her own father.
that happened about a months ago.. another example is that me and my family have become inactive.
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SecretSlaveClass
I agree with Punk. I can't stomach it everytime I read that active Zombies "have good intentions" or "mean well". All they "mean" or "intend" to do is keep you trapped under the heel of the WBTS - period. If people really believed they had such good intentions for them, they would not have to feel the need to live in fear of losing their families, they could be honest with these "well meaning" zombies and just walk out of the bOrg without repercussions, but we all know that is just not going to happen. Any adult zombie who is aware of the cruel shunning policy and is ok with it is not ok with me and clearly they are not ok with your rights. Good intentions. Give me a break! -
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Interesting Article: New human link found "Homo Naledi"
by Splash inhaven't read it all yet, but 15 skeletons have been found in south africa, near jo'burg... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11855405/homo-naledi-a-new-species-of-human-discovered-in-a-cave-in-south-africa.html.
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Reflecting on my Disfellowshipping
by kairos intoday is the day.. i was baptized as one of jehovah's witnesses on march 25th 1989.disfellowshipped for admitted apostasy today, september 10th 2015.. what an amazing story we all share.
how did we get involved with this group and think this was the best way of life?.
i asked my wife to stay home from the meeting tonight and spend the evening with me.she is.... we celebrated our 19th wedding anniversary this past monday.. i must admit, i never saw any of this coming, but it couldn't have come sooner.i'm free of all the fake friendships.
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Arctic Ice Increasing
by Perry inarctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice the last three years.
red shows the september 2012 minimum extent.
green shows the current extent, which is likely the minimum for 2015. the arctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice over the past three years, much of which is thick, multi-year ice.. article.
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SecretSlaveClass
VI:
He has some serious isues, like dropped on the head issues.
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Arctic Ice Increasing
by Perry inarctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice the last three years.
red shows the september 2012 minimum extent.
green shows the current extent, which is likely the minimum for 2015. the arctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice over the past three years, much of which is thick, multi-year ice.. article.
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SecretSlaveClass
Nevermind I hit that tiny little article link. Perry are you serious? That claim is by a nobody and that graphic looks like it's from a WalMart sale GPS. Are you being paid by OPEC? Why post that drivel? LisaMarie and VI hit the nail on the head. You are one strange cat. -
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Arctic Ice Increasing
by Perry inarctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice the last three years.
red shows the september 2012 minimum extent.
green shows the current extent, which is likely the minimum for 2015. the arctic has gained hundreds of miles of ice over the past three years, much of which is thick, multi-year ice.. article.
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The Greatest Paradox
by Perry innow that i have been a born again christian for 10 years, i see things that just boggles my mind.
like this: we all spent untold hours in the field service telling people (mostly christians) about the paradise earth.
that was the reason we were at their door.
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Those illustrations or your ideology make as much sense to me as wiping may ass with poison ivy. But then again, I'm certainly not the brightest bulb in the house. -
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Just lost one more friend
by paradisebeauty ini used to talk weekly on skype, with a sister from another country.
i didn't tell her much about my research and change of beliefs, until today ... in the conversations some doctrines came up and i told her i don't believe 1914, first, then i went on to tell her that i also don't believe there are 2 classes of christians, that i did not believe the government of the kingdom will be in heaven while the kingdom en earth, that i believe the whole kingdom will be on earth, and that from what i read, jesus was pretty clear that he will come back to earth, visibly.
the "god always had an organization" dogma was dropped and i told her it is not true, out of 9000 years of human history, it's not sure there were 1000 years when god had a loyal organization ..... i did not plan to tell her all this things, but it just happened, and things came up in the conversation... and once i dropped one bomb i dropped them all .... she said i do not sound like i am one of the jehovah's witnesses any more ... and even though we ended the call with "see ya" i have the feeling i will not hear from her any more ... .
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SecretSlaveClass
What funcheck said, absolutely!