I never messed with the illustrations on the Watchtower...was too afraid of getting caught....but I remember this friend of mine that drew a very complex topographical battle scene on one of the maps in the front of his NWT. The funny thing was that he wasnt even trying to hide it. I LMAO!
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Defacing Watchtower materials
by Ephanyminitas inhey, folks.
just curious: did any of you ever deface your magazines?
i had a friend growing up in the congregation and, kids that we were, we'd snap up our new watchtowers and awakes and we'd draw our own captions for the pictures, usually with hilarious results.
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Where do you enjoy most - Making Love???
by Celtic inwhere do you enjoy most - making love with one another, making that deep down, soul to soul shared connection?.
for me, if it were possible, it s/he would be out within nature, upon the woodland floor, with a few sleeping bags and cushions, amonst the leaf strewn woodland floor, at night with the moon overhead, owls calling, wow!!
the connection there i imagine would be pretty awesome, still never done it.. or on top of the cliffs, with the waves pounding below, sending ripples of vibration through the hillside above.. in stormy weather, on the beach, each place adding / sharing another shared perspective in our one soul love creating.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm if only.. peace, lots of it, kindness, joy and great friendships, music, wine and general jollity and boogeying it down.. love.
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Backstage at the Barnum & Bailey circus side show with the bearded lady and two midgets.
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What did you give up to become a witness?
by sleepy inwhat did you give up to become a witness?.
was it something you are still glad about or something you regret.. i'll start of with things i gave up.
(even though i was brought up in the truth talks and the mags made you guilty about certain things).
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I remember being 6 years old and listening to mom try and explain why we weren't going to celebrate Christmas anymore. I just cried.
I realize now how hard that must have been for her. I hope the meals in the psych ward are goodLizard
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Sum everything up with just one sentence???
by Celtic inwhat you got to say, in a nutshell?.
peace.
celtic
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Make good decisions
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If ADAM Hadn't 'Ave Sinned?
by Celtic injust supposing that adam in the garden of eden hadn't shared and participated in the eating of the forbidden fruit, what would have happened?
would adam be without a partner to this day?
and if god knows the end from the beginning, being the alpha and the omega an all that, did he know that 'sin' was going to take place?
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Well...i personally think that if Adam hadnt sinned...God would have had to remove another rib...
I have to also agree with Naeb...none of us would be here if Adam hadnt sinned. So I guess I should be glad?
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Your best (one sentence) description of the WT
by moman inhere iz mine:.
#1) "a cancer of the soul".
#2) "a fools paradise".
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"Ever-changing diming brightness"
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DA'd myself today
by Pierced Angel inwell, i did it.. it's official and i'm relieved.. the elders wanted to try talking to me once again, but after awhile it was obvious that they were only interested in changing my thoughts not answering any questions.
so, i just calmly asked if i could disassociate myself.
they acted stunned and they got tears in their eyes, but i told them that i had already grieved and was ready to move on with life.
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Way to go Pierced :)
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Crisis of Conscience: POLL
by Grout inwell, i'm finally reading coc, and i must tell you that despite already being an ex-dub i was *shocked*.
the thing that got me was the gb's apparently unselfconsciously acting above all the rules that they would apply so harshly to everyone else.
maybe i'm naive, but i didn't expect that level of hypocrisy.. so what did you find most shocking in coc?
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I was a JW from 1974 to 1986. I remember all the emotional sermons about our faithful brothers in Malawi and how they were being beaten, tortured, raped and even killed; and how one day we might have to go through the same thing.
After reading COC, I realized that those poor people in Malawi suffered and died for nothing!
The WBTS can't even be consistant within the guidelines that they have set up for themselves!
They have covered their tracks so well, haven't they?
I wonder if they feel that they have tricked God?Lizard
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Take Sides With Granola
by LizardSnot inloved ones,.
liz here with some wonderful new kingdom songs that we came up with tonight in the jw chat room.. take sides with granola.
bless granola, o my soul.
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Loved Ones,
Liz here with some wonderful new Kingdom Songs that we came up with tonight in the JW Chat room.
Take Sides With Granola
Bless Granola, O My Soul
Be Steadfast Like Babe Ruth
Take My Coke
Keep Your Eyes On The Fries
Here I am, Lay Me
Follow The Scorpion King
Balls-Hung In Gilead
Sex-A Perfect Bond Of Union
Keep On Seeking First The King Dongs
Praise Slaw With MeI'm sure you guys can come up with more...
Liz
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U.N. song (sung to the tune of BINGO)
by LizardSnot inthere was a cult who was based in brooklyn and watchtower was its name-o.
u.n. n.g.o.. u.n. n.g.o.. u.n. n.g.o.. and the watchtower was its name-o.
they got caught with the 7 headed beast and now they've screwed the pooch-o.
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There was a cult who was based in Brooklyn and Watchtower was its name-o
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
and the Watchtower was its name-o
They got caught with the 7 headed beast and now they've screwed the pooch-o
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
and the Watchtower was its name-o
When they got busted they lied out their ass and said it was a library card-o
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
U.N. N.G.O.
and the Watchtower was its name-o
Please feel free to add to the lyrics...
Lizard