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  After seeing Sparlock movie

  by Gorbatchov in

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  today i had some time to see the sparlock movie.. first at all i want to thank my jw parents for giving me a free youth within the jw belief.

  i was gifted with a great fantasy.

  i played daily characters like tank general (on my bike), secret service employee (behind the couch), the family wizard (with tricks) and soldier... my parents knew it, and loved it.. this dvd is not representative of all jw family's!.

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  Knowsnothing

  It is my hopes that parents will continue to neglect these videos for what they are, crap. As long as there continue to be liberal JWs within the Org, the Society will always have a thorn to deal with.
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  Richard Dawkins is Agnostic?!

  by cedars in

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  i've just happened upon the following website article featuring an interview between richard dawkins and dr rowan williams, the archbishop of canterbury.

  i was surprised to discover that, when asked directly "why don't you call yourself an agnostic?

  " he answered that he did.. here is the article:.

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  Knowsnothing

  Dawkins certainly repudiates the Christian God, no? He may, at best, lean towards a deistic position?
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  I believe Sparlock Hath Cast a Voodoo-like Illness Upon Me

  by LostGeneration in

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  yes i have failed to post a single comment on a sparlock thread to this point, thus incurring the wrath of the demonic, magical wizard.

  my symptoms include:.

  102.7 fever.

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  Knowsnothing

  LostGeneration, explosive diarrhea is a blessing upon you. You fail to recognize the many blessings Sparlock has imparted.
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  Knowsnothing

  wha happened, he's really a transformer, so no worries.
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  Sparlock Links And Artwork

  by DT in

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  we already have at least fifteen threads about sparlock the warrior wizard at last count.

  it's getting difficult to keep track of his exploits.

  i thought it might help if we can consolidate the links and artwork about him in this thread.

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  Knowsnothing

  Interested One, the Exile had me lmao.
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  Sparlock versus Thor

  by Spectre in

  1. watchtower
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  who would win?

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  or...... maybe they won't fight and it could be the greatest team up in history!.

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  New Chapter, has anyone ever worshipped Santa Claus?
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  Wow, the memes... the GLORIOUS MEMES!
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  Watchtower's New "Toy Story" - What Parents Need To Know

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've uploaded a new blog article that addresses the latest dvd release at the current district convention, namely "become jehovah's friend!

  " - the tale of young caleb and his brush with divine wrath over a plastic toy wizard.

  a link to the article, which includes the youtube samples of the production, is below:.

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  Knowsnothing

  This is Wallace and Grommit all over again. History just repeats itself. A parody, like Moral Orel, would be a nice touch.
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  Knowsnothing

  BWHWHAHAHAHAHA, SPARLOCK! We need to widely diffuse a picture of Sparlock all over the internet, and start making memes. Someone get on this!
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  Evidence for God...

  by tec in

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  life come from the living, and this is a universe of life.

  his teachings are truth.

  which is why i weight it against the truth of the teachings (and one other thing that i will get to).

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  Knowsnothing

  How did life begin without God? -Bio

  Bio, I will respond, albeit you are being unfair. I asked you first. The answer is I don't know, and science currently doesn't have the tools to determine that. Does that excuse creationists to boldly claim goddidit? No. Yiu are in the same boat my friend. You know no more than I do. Now, if you have a specific explanation on how life was formed by God, by all means please share.