DakotaRed --- Isn't that the truth? We had six, and I love them of all ages. Our situation was different as the last 4 were all deliberate. The youngest would get about 6 years old and then my wife couldn't stand it anymore as she loved babies. So she'd want another. She lasted 8 years on the last one, and then came to me: "Just one more?" So they are spread from 17 to 41 years old.
We got a letter from my 3rd daughter a while back and I laughed until the tears were rolling down my cheeks. I wrote it up as a small article in case I could use it later. Here it is:
Childs Play
We received a letter from our daughter Judy the other day. She lives out of state with her husband Daniel and two little ones, Lindy, 6 years old, and Saylor, 4. She recounts an instance that, if there ever was one, demonstrates the wonderful and wacky world that parents of tiny ones live in. Those of us who are parents should identify with the picture of a young mother or father throwing their hands up in the air and hollering, "NOW what am I supposed to do????"
The following are her words, quoted verbatim:
"We had a little excitement (thats the wrong word) the other day. Saylor and Lindy were playing with Saylor's tiny Batman characters. (About one inch high.) Saylor got the bright idea to stick one (Robin) in his butt crack.
"I wasn't home at the time and Daniel was sleeping. Lindy came running in the bedroom crying in horror. "Saylor's Batman got lost up his butt!!"
"Needless to say, Daniel was a little confused at his rude awakening! He finally woke up enough to get the whole story, but didn't quite know what to do.
"Then I got home. He took me in the bedroom privately and told me about it. I was sure he was just playing a trick on me. How could Saylor possibly have a toy stuck up his butt, and why would he do such a thing?!? But he promised me that he was telling the truth.
"Then I got really concerned my son was getting too curious about his body. So I had a talk with Saylor privately. But most of my fears disappeared when he explained everything --- "Mom", he says, "I wanted to put Robin in my butt crack because I'm waiting for a humongus toot to come out so Robin can explode across the room!"
"I tried really hard, but I could not keep a straight face. So we discussed together why that wasn't really a good idea. But we laughed together too. Now the only problem was getting it out!
"Well, for three days we checked the toilet every time he went poop. But we never found poor Robin. Then one day as I was vacuuming, guess who I almost ran over? Yes, Robin. He must have fallen out of Saylor's butt crack and never got lost in there at all!
"Saylor hugged me so hard when I showed him who I had found. Ive been his hero ever since.
"Well, that's what life is like with Saylor --- never boring!!!"
Ahh, yes --- Ain't life grand?
LoneWolf
Edited by - LoneWolf on 27 September 2002 2:48:25