((((((((((Morty))))))))))))), I'm there.
Posts by Mac
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Please say a prayer for us...
by morty inmy husbands grandmother as been diagnosed with full blown ovary cancer.
they fear that she also has it in her stomach as well.
they are trying to get her to the or tonight in order to operate on her right away.
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Spaz and Britches
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Fainting Goats!
by gumby innever heard of such a thing till now?
me either.. yip....these goats actually faint when startled and look like they have rigor- mortise when they fallm over.
after a few seconds....they get up all dazed lookin.
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"cow tippin' and I'm think'n of you"
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Beanzie.........;)
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74....I put a but in my sentence because I'm easily distracted. I'm also the worlds worst ice fisherman...everyone is hauling them in but me and I'm beginning to think there is a flaw in my technique. I burned up the motor on the boat cuz the prop couldn't spin freely in the ice so I decided to cast from shore but that damned hole is so tiny it took about 30 attempts to land the lure in it and then when it did I couldn't get my hula popper to work because the water had become slushy. Earlier I had set fire to my shoelace because my attention had been drawn to a couple of foxes coming out of the woods and I accidently aimed the magnifying glass at my boot while trying to melt a hole in the ice. Just one of those days, ya know? mac
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Yeah..Jack Daniels is a friend to me but..............
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Anyone Tried Online Dating Sites?
by eljefe inafter reading this thread, i started wondering whether online dating sites work well.
has anyone had any success with dating sites?
if so, which one?
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((((((((((J-Girl))))))))))...
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Calling All Poetry Lover's
by HICFlyGirl ini am a person who is infatuated with writing.
i use it as a means to express my feelings.
however, i don't feel i have found my unique way of writing that expressed me on the paper as i want to be seen.
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I grasped a word...I once had heard...and freely let it roam...it stumbled on...thoughts pondered on...and thus became a poem
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Calling All Poetry Lover's
by HICFlyGirl ini am a person who is infatuated with writing.
i use it as a means to express my feelings.
however, i don't feel i have found my unique way of writing that expressed me on the paper as i want to be seen.
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Mac
Don't run from me now my sweetest.....you've nothing to ba ashamed of........ya knows how I'm a sucker fer a rhyme..now whip off that bandana and spank me with it Big Boy!!!
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Calling All Poetry Lover's
by HICFlyGirl ini am a person who is infatuated with writing.
i use it as a means to express my feelings.
however, i don't feel i have found my unique way of writing that expressed me on the paper as i want to be seen.
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Mac
Damb, Simo.....that was good and I think I'm now falling in love with you...macrehard;P