ROFLMAO!!!
*Desperately looks around for a choking woman*
Mackin
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choking
by SPAZnik inwhat to do if a woman is choking---
two cowboys from texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
they stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices.
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Christmas Gift Exchange Gimme Gimme Wantme List
by scootergirl ini think it is time to stop cheerleading for the christmas gift x-change......we have quite a few names and i am really excited!
i am crossing off names as they post to this thread...... .
gentlyferal beckmelbourne truckergbveniceit pettygrundger talley mamashel nilfun beautifulgarbage orangefatcat been_there simon angharad heaven vickie butalbeexenawarrior mouthy animal debradoll ladylee mulan the_star joannadandy searchin50 happy2b scarlet randomtask celia siegswife caligirl waiting tinkerbell4125cc ridercoolbreeze onacruise/bikerchick ballistic windchaser flower elsewhere queer_reality kelpie revmalk funkyderek grout notinterested joy2bfree connielyne valis cowboy englishman plumkrzy lyineyes dutchie eyegirl scootergirl perry syn scully mac trotafax lovesdubs wild_thing lilacs yerusalyimbobsgirldawnmackincassiline maximumflash granny linda sortafairytale.
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Mackin
I'm still waiting for my "giftee" to post her likes/dislikes on this thread. I'll wait till the weekend but after that she'll just have to take her chances. It takes a while for a package to reach the US from here.
SO...secret Santa recipient please post now.
Mackin
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Does Our Arguing Scare People Off???
by minimus inwith so much going on over here, do you think that newbies, lurkers, or potenial apostates could or do get scared off from this place?
if someone is on the fence and they want to explore the internet and are warned that all you'll see are disgruntled apostates, could these forums make them think the "faithful and discreet slave" is actually right?
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Mackin
Downunderandout: Hi there, I'm a KiwiKiwi, I live in Auckland.
What part of the West Island are you living in?
Mackin
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Non-brunette joke
by PopeOfEruke ina blond girl comes back from school one evening.. she runs to her mum and says: "mummy today at school we learnt how to count.. well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 !
that's good, innit?
"yes darling, very good.
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A Smart Blonde Joke.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"Mackin
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Not again!!!
by DJ insorry to be another october babe but it is my b-day and i would really treasure some of those warm wishes.....oh how pathetic am i?
lol
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Mackin
Happy Birthday DJ
Mackin
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Wedding Anniversary Today
by Searchin50 inmy husband and i are celebrating our 42nd anniversary today!
there never not once has been a dull moment!!!!!!!
he is a very sincere person very honest, very warm.
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Mackin
Happy anniversary Searchin50. May you have many more.
Mackin
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A sunburnt country
by ozziepost inthis news report is showing on channel nine here this evening.
summer is still a long way off, yet the bush-fire season has started here.
the drought continues with no rain forecast till next year.
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Mackin
Ooo la la Beck. LOL
Mackin (of the sun's come out now but it's nearly 7.00 pm class)
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A sunburnt country
by ozziepost inthis news report is showing on channel nine here this evening.
summer is still a long way off, yet the bush-fire season has started here.
the drought continues with no rain forecast till next year.
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Mackin
You guys can take some of our rain if you want. I don't think it's ever going to stop over here. It's Labour Day holiday today and I'm sitting inside with the heater on while it rains quite heavily outside.
Mackin (of the permanantly soggy class).
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were you scared to become an apostate?
by shera in.
when i fisrt left the organization,i was always full of duobt that it was the truth.i can remember ,becoming an apostate,was the unforgivable sin.for about 10 years i wouldnot "say"the "religion"was untrue and full of lies.even tho i was never going to go back.ater i have heard a lot of the "b.s" about this so called religion,was i peaceful saying this was lies.. i am now a proud apostate.
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Mackin
Yes I was scared to become an apostate...in fact I refused to go near anything that hinted at being 'apostate'.
Beck,
I can identify with your comment above. I felt exactly the same way. But when I began to realise that the 'dubs were not all they were cracked up to be and subsequently left, then I realised that I was, by their definition, an apostate.
Not long a go a former JW friend asked me if I was an apostate, and I proudly answered "by JW standards, YES!" Funny thing, I've not herd from him since.
Mackin
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Have You Ever Had To Tell Someone They STINK???
by minimus inwhen i was a young pioneer, reaching out for ministerial servant, i was asked by the elders to talk to a fellow pioneer (and m.s.
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quite frankly, he smelled.
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Mackin
Not quite BO but I do remember this young guy in a congregation. I was in who never cleaned his teeth. Without exaggeration, they were green!!! And his breath? Just use your imagination.
Everything was tried to get him to do something about it, subtle, direct, even outright humiliation but nothing worked. A few years later he had to have all his teeth removed due to diseased gums and have dentures made.
And guess what!! He reckoned the dentist told him that dentures don't need to be cleaned. Before long his dentures were as green as his old teeth. And his breath was still just as bad.
Some people never learn.
Mackin