Posts by mynameislame

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2012 August Public WT and the Obliteration of Logic

by Yan Bibiyan in

new august public wt is online.. the first article addresses miracles and tries to refute common objections if miracles are possible.

i won't bore you with the details, please see for yourself the blatant disregard of science, documented events, etc...however, in conclusion the article states:.

pg.6: "...so, then, are there such things as miracles?.

mynameislame

The reason there were miracles in the past is because at some point in the future we developed time travel. This, along with the bad conditions in the world, led us to go back in time and use future technology to perform what looked like miracles to the people back then. Our goal was to make the future a better place to live by making people believe in and fear god. Along with this we planted the various religious books, the Bible the Koran etc... The unfortunate side effect was that once people started to worship god no one believed time travel was possible so it was never invented. And that is why we no longer see miracles in our time.

*This post is true because it written in this post.

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A message from youtube regarding negative votes on Sparlock videos

by Amelia Ashton in

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i don't seem to be making myself clear these days.

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there has been so many "dislikes" on sparlock clips i received a message from youtube.. i asked for people to "like" the videos instead of "dislike" because this will also push the videos to the top of searches and hopefully get more views especially for jws searching from it .. i am now getting abuse.. please can people "like" the clips so the balance between like and dislike gets reversed.. ty x.

mynameislame

I don't think the title helps your cause. Without reading your comments there's no way to know this is supposed to be a commentary on the JWs and not a post by a JW trying to promote their religion.

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A message from youtube regarding negative votes on Sparlock videos

by Amelia Ashton in

jw
friends

i don't seem to be making myself clear these days.

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there has been so many "dislikes" on sparlock clips i received a message from youtube.. i asked for people to "like" the videos instead of "dislike" because this will also push the videos to the top of searches and hopefully get more views especially for jws searching from it .. i am now getting abuse.. please can people "like" the clips so the balance between like and dislike gets reversed.. ty x.

mynameislame

Kind of makes me miss sunday morning shows

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A simple way to tell God probably doesn't exist

by poor places in

when's the last time you prayed to god?

did he respond?

i prayed to him for years and years and received no response.

mynameislame

Hmm sounds like there might be more to that comment than meets the eye so keep in mind the question wasn't meant to start a flame war or anything. I really don't believe there is anything God could do to prove his existance to humans as we exist today.

If I end up in heaven or maybe hell (God forbid ) or even waking up in the "New System" then maybe I will have enough proof.

I really can't think of anything that God could do to "make" me believe. Kind of the ultimate catch 22...

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A simple way to tell God probably doesn't exist

by poor places in

when's the last time you prayed to god?

did he respond?

i prayed to him for years and years and received no response.

mynameislame

Is there anything God could do to make you believe in him. And if so how do you know?

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You can use out-of-context scriptures and warped logic to prove anything

by ballistic in

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i have a theory that you can use out-of-context scriptures and warped logic to prove anything.. go on try me... lol tell me something unbelieveable and i'll try to come back with something..

mynameislame

OK, well I don't know if the flat earth society use scripture but here goes...

Don't forget the one when Jesus saw all the kingdoms of the earth from an unusually high mountain.

Although are these out of context? And if we didn't know the earth was a globe would the logic be warped?

I think the Flat Earth Society does a better job at using the bible to prove that the earth is flat than the JWs do at using it to show that the writers knew that the earth is a globe.

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You can use out-of-context scriptures and warped logic to prove anything

by ballistic in

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friends

i have a theory that you can use out-of-context scriptures and warped logic to prove anything.. go on try me... lol tell me something unbelieveable and i'll try to come back with something..

mynameislame

You sure can. They walk among us.

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What do Jehovah's Witnesses do about compulsory voting in Australia?

by slimboyfat in

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what are they advised to do?

do they attend polling booths and somehow register "neutrality" or are they allowed to be absent altogether?

have politicians or the media ever addressed the issue?

mynameislame

I was always told if you were required to vote you would just write in your own candiate which would be Jehovah of course.

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July 2011 Awake, LMAO @ Cover

by Yan Bibiyan in

mag available here.

setting is obviously in the "new system", i'd say quite some time after the big a. everything looks neat and clean, so it can't be just few months or even years after the big slaughter.. let me point out few things that made me laugh:.

every effort was made to depict natural materials, but you see leather straps with metal rivets holding the picnic basket lids.

mynameislame

That is just the American version. The Chinese and Indian versions show faimlies happily working together to make all that stuff for us.

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Funniest JW memory?

by stillstuckcruz in

perhaps something that happened in fs, the memorial, convention etc.

i need a laugh.

last year at the memorial, an old brother was so shaky in the hands, when he passed the wine it spilled all over him.

mynameislame

I don't know if it is true or not but a freind I was sitting next to at a meeting (it might have even been the memorial) burst out lauging one time and when I asked him why he said the brother reading Matt 21 read "Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the ass of a colt" instead of the colt of an ass.