Posts by mynameislame

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List Reasons Why You Are Glad That You Are Out Of The JW Religion

by minimus in

jw
friends

here's a few from me.. no more having to go to stupid boring meetings.. no more having to go knock on doors in field service and waste my time!.

no more mind numbing elders meetings..

mynameislame

Oral sex.

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Thoughts After Saturday Morning Service

by lambsbottom in

jw
friends

went out with a good friend in service this morning.

my spouse and kiddos joined us.

me and my spouse are awake jws, have gotten over the initial shock and disgust with some of the lame wt doctrine, and are determined to let god direct us wherever he may (even to another church - i'm going to a baptist service tommorow).. we have fun doing a little bit of service with the kiddos, letting them watch deer, play with sticks, and write not-at-homes down.

mynameislame

I've known a few people I supected were there just because they liked something about being a JW rather than actualy believing it.

On the same line of reasoning I have often wondered about the mormons too. What possess smart educated people to believe that stuff.

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Is The Governing Body Over Jehovah's Witnesses A Bunch Of Arrogant Old Retirees Considering After All That They Claim To Be Christ's Right Hand Man Directing His Dad's Organization On Earth?

by frankiespeakin in

these guys believe that they are running and directing "god's organization" and it is all based on some flimsy parable interpetation about a master who left a slave in charge while he went away with the outcome uncertain upon his return.

not a very solid case to be pointedly honest.

jesus would have made a better choice of donald trump to run his father's business/watchtower corporation, he's less arrogant and doesn't discourage higher education, and plastic children's toys are not a major concern of his.. what is arrogance?.

mynameislame

Anthony Morris's Homophobe speech to his Italian Corporation publishers may indicate that he is a gay male in denial.

You might just be right, what you hate can say a lot about you. And he did make a comment about the other brother's body so obviously he was looking.

I also find those tight jeans rather disgusting but I just figured it was because I'm getting old and bitter

And what is up with metrosexual? That went out about 5 years ago didn't it?

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Most Ridiculous Thing You've Ever Been Counseled On

by MrFreeze in

i'm sure topics like this have already come up but they tend to get hilarious with the absolute absurdity that goes on in the kh.

i was once counseled for not shaving after two days.

i was also counseled by a sister for eating lucky charms cereal.

mynameislame

One time my car got stuck on the soft shoulder. I found an old rotten piece of wood in a field nearby and used to to help get me unstuck. When we were done an elder told me that I needed to put the wood back where I got it. I refused and just tossed on the side of the road and drove off.

He even called my dad later to complain.

One day in FS the group asked whose care we could use. When nobody spoke up I said we could use mine but but I'm going to need people to chip in for gas money. An elder took me aside and called me arrogant. Quite funny because he never seemed offered to use his car.

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Jehovah's witnesses unknown trinity belief

by SloppyJoe in

it occurred to me that jws have a form of the trinity that they do believe in.

first they believe that jesus is the son of god, they then also believe that jesis is michael the archangel, and finally they believe that jesus is abbadon the angel of the abyss in revelation.

has anyone ever conversed with a jw about these three things?.

mynameislame

And don't forget the 3 generations that are only one.

I really did LOL

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UPDATE: Attempt to Ban JW.ORG in Russia Fails

by mynameislame in

thanks to this legal victory, all citizens of russia will continue to have access to this excellent bible-education website..

mynameislame

Band on the run, if you were referring to me i did forget to post the link but it was right from the story on jw.org:

http://www.jw.org/en/news/by-region/europe/russia/attempt-to-ban-website/

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UPDATE: Attempt to Ban JW.ORG in Russia Fails

by mynameislame in

thanks to this legal victory, all citizens of russia will continue to have access to this excellent bible-education website..

mynameislame

“Thanks to this legal victory, all citizens of Russia will continue to have access to this excellent Bible-education website.”

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Bizarre exchange with witness after being away for a year..

by Dis-Member in

i few moments ago i received a strange text message.

it read:.

russian government is opening a case on banning our jw.org website in russia.

mynameislame

UPDATE: Attempt to Ban JW.ORG Fails

http://www.jw.org/en/news/by-region/europe/russia/attempt-to-ban-website/

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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JWs Writers deserve to be in THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS!

by abiather in

how many mistakes one can make in understanding a simple statement of jesus?

take one sample statement:.

i say to you that many will come from the east and the west, and will take their places at the feast with abraham, isaac and jacob in the kingdom of heaven.

mynameislame

How do they fare up for being the longest running cult? I read somewhere years ago (in a galaxy far far away) that the average cult does not do well after its second missed prophecy. They got that beat hands down.

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JWs do not share the mind of Jehovah!

by abiather in

jehovahs witnesses are a teaching and preaching organization.. however, history shows that teachings do not make people self-motivated to do good or to be spiritual.

(mathew 23:37, 38) hence god will not choose an organization to serve no purpose!

in fact, he simply denounces preachers, teachers and miracle-performers.

mynameislame

If I were God I would be completely offended at how the dubs try to put me in a box with their simple explanations.

Can you imagine if God was really the way the JWs portray him? If he was a person I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be winning any father of the year awards. I'm always reminded of the God of the JWs by a friend I had when I was younger. Her dad was always promising to take the family to Disney or some such place but always had an excuse when it was time to make the trip.

Sounds a bit like armageddon to me.