Sterkte en condoleances!
Posts by fulano
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11So I went to the Kingdom Hall....
by Vivamus inwe entered fairly early, the elders had decided that since i refused to sit in the back, the family had to arrive first and leave first.
this was to ensure there would be no condolences.
well, the elders did not get their way.
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fulano
Bunch of softies
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One day in the life of a missionary
by fulano infuck, have two make breakfast for those bloody germans!
ow my head aches, had too much wine yesterday on societys expenses, but the movie which started at 00.30 am.
was so good on hbo.
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fulano
You are right, I used to be one for eight years.
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One day in the life of a missionary
by fulano infuck, have two make breakfast for those bloody germans!
ow my head aches, had too much wine yesterday on societys expenses, but the movie which started at 00.30 am.
was so good on hbo.
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fulano
06.30 am. Fuck, have two make breakfast for those bloody germans! Ow my head aches, had too much wine yesterday on Societys expenses, but the movie which started at 00.30 am. was so good on HBO. Were lucky we have 62 channels in the missionary-home.
07.00 am. The whole happy family together. Brother lets the new missionary read his comment in English. How long will it take this time, hell never learn English. Sister
gives her comment, it looks as with no end.
07.15 am. Attack!!! They attack breakfast like wolves but my head is still aching and Im still thinking of that marvelous green-eyed 25 years old return-visit I have now. She loves to speak with me, we listen music, drink coffee and.oh yes.. she takes the magazines!!
We even danced one daygood dancer she is.
07.30 am. With his mouth full of bread the table-head for this week assignes the new missionarys wife to read the year-book. Experience of persecution in some crazy African country. My thoughts are way out and I only awake after the prayer.
08.30 am. Everone is gone, out in field-service. I should clean the home but I hire a sister for five dollars she does the job and I lay down on my bed in the 80 square-feet bed-room I have and watch MTV.
11.00 am. I cook, I like it. A nice spaghetti, I buy the wine at the local super-market, the nice lady must think I am a drunk but who cares!
12.00 pm. Everybody is hungry and again they attack like wolves. Prayer, which nobody hear and than..to bed!!! They all take their siesta and dont have anybody the guts to call before 02.30 pm. This would be fatal for the brother!!
15.00 pm. They are are all out again. What to do? Watch the tv again? Or a movie? Ow shit I have a talk this week-end. Better prepare some stuff.
18.00 pm. I better go to my return-visit, at least she is from this planet, funny and happy, staying at home would be listening to the latest gossip, frustrations about lost privileges or complaining of the allowance.
22.00 pm. Back from field-service. She was so well-dressed tonight! Lets see what movie we have. At 23.00 pm. we have "15 minutes". And than again on HBO at 00.30 am. we have the Hunt, seen that two times already but anyway I will watch again. I open a 8dollar bottle of wine and than the real day begins. .
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Jehovah's Witness Died for her Faith
by Rado Vleugel ina devout jehovah's witness died after she refused a blood transfusion which could have saved her life.she had undergone an angiogram which involved inserting a needle into her thigh.
this triggered an internal bleeding.. read the whole story and other articles about jw's & blood on http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/.
rado vleugel
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fulano
So lady, you got my mail again or whassup??
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HOW BETHELITES MAKE MONEY
by JT init is called government work- it refers to gov employees being lazy and just getting a check.
well it has to do with bethelites being too lazy to go out and get a real job so we do side jobs to make money while at bethel.
and you can make alot if you are in the right "trade" electrician, plumber, tile setter, roofer, etc and it is all tax free.
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fulano
One day the old JR sent 10k cash with a visitor to a missionary in my home to buy a new car
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HOW BETHELITES MAKE MONEY
by JT init is called government work- it refers to gov employees being lazy and just getting a check.
well it has to do with bethelites being too lazy to go out and get a real job so we do side jobs to make money while at bethel.
and you can make alot if you are in the right "trade" electrician, plumber, tile setter, roofer, etc and it is all tax free.
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fulano
Funny you mentioned JR Brown, he used to be or still is the stock-broker for the missionaries, they gave him their money and he would invert it for them on the stock-market. If he would read this and say the contrary I would mention some names!
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Jehovah's Witness Died for her Faith
by Rado Vleugel ina devout jehovah's witness died after she refused a blood transfusion which could have saved her life.she had undergone an angiogram which involved inserting a needle into her thigh.
this triggered an internal bleeding.. read the whole story and other articles about jw's & blood on http://www.watchtowerinformationservice.org/.
rado vleugel
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fulano
Hello rado, bad weather in holland again this morning!
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Do you like black people?
by crownboy inwell these guys sure do!
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html.
funny and informative at the same time
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fulano
I like black women
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What to do to live and work in the US?
by fulano in.
i lived in ny for almost a year (yes at the headquarters.
edited by - fulano on 30 october 2002 5:4:28edited by - fulano on 30 october 2002 5:6:52.
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fulano
That's strange Vivamus, I will send it again...