Open the door wide with a huge smile.
Say "Welcome! I knew you were coming. The cards told me first thing this morning!"
sorry for the lame jokes to come guys, but i just saw this commercial, and thought "well that would keep them off my porch".
i suppose we will always filter the world through our jw experience to some degree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryzuwnjp9q.
Open the door wide with a huge smile.
Say "Welcome! I knew you were coming. The cards told me first thing this morning!"
he is one of my favorite posters, i look him up from time to time.
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It's a good place.
Still better with Outlaw and Cheezits.
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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.
One desperately struggling angel to another: "Quick, I'm sinking, let me through, got to get to the magic flying-porridge NOW, or my wings'll give out."
he is one of my favorite posters, i look him up from time to time.
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No Outlaw.
No SweetBabyCheezits.
The world is a duller and a sadder place.
there has already been much discussion about how the watchtower society has declared in australia that going door to door is part of a personal ministry.
this seems to be a lame attempt to avoid liability considering that they require time reports and have formal meetings for field service at the kingdom hall.. this is a bit of a dilemma.
reporting time and formal meetings for field service are important methods of control, however it's not clear if the organization is willing or able to handle the potential liability that may come from this.. imagine what would happen if they lost these methods of control.
Moshe, I think you might be on to something with that easy reporting on the web.
They've probably had that idea on the back burner for a while. Just as they were clearly developing the ideas of the new poliished revolutionary (not) website while they were busy at all last summer's conventions telling the sheep how evil the web is and how they mustn't go there.
can anyone explain to me just how and why the jw's confidently believe that jesus came and "inspected" all the other religions and found every one lacking and failing his expectations except the little group of bible students who went on to become the jw's?.
this is the biggest gap between history, logic and common sense and wt belief, to me.
more ludicrous than all the propehecies put together.. i'd be really interested to know all the different strands of this.
Later in Ratherflawed's time, these parallels were transposed onto the 1914-1918/19 period and built upon.
Yes, built upon and fantasised around, but all that reasoning is exactly how it was explained to me. I think I'd have asked a better question is I'd asked "Just how do they actually believe all this?" because it is so clearly ridiculous. Well, to me at any rate.
Yet the extraordinary thing to me is that they kept emphasising it, stressing it as a prime item of belief. And elder brought it up with me as recently as mid-February. And it was just one of the reasons I am no longer there!
Interesting 00DAD, especially about the Gentile Times. That too is made a big thing of in the local congregation. Or so it seemed to me.
All very strange.
levon helm (the band) died today at 71. .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqdfk0fdtk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoi0tc00luc&feature=fvwrel.
Sad to hear that, Cedars.
Good memories and good music.
this post was inspired by rory-ks' post at http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/224582/1/so-lets-kick-this-revolution-up-a-gear.. a general strike?.
in response to an open ended innocuous call like:.
"if you are not 100% satisfied with everything you see, hear and experience within the congregation please join your brothers and sisters in communicating this to the powers that be by means of a general worship at home strike starting from 21 dec 2012 until all your concerns have been satisfactorily addressed via www.jwconcerns.com"?.
Interesting thought, Fernando.
It has possibilities....
i've been looking for a thread, but can't see one ..... .
our fellow member cofty, should be through his surgery, and i'm just sending love and healing energy for his recovery.. .
any well-wishes, prayers, thoughts ..... please join in!.
From me too, Cofty!
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frosted flakes..... they're grrrrrreat!.
Plagiarism! Mr Falcon, FlyingHighNow has plagiarised my post! She stole my idea!
Ok, I know I plagiarised Charles Dickens, but so did Lionel Bart in the musical.
I demand that her Oliver post be disqualified!
Please, Mr Falcon, please!