Disgusting tiki, and indicates the real love in the religion.
snare&racket
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Another Memorial, and another year of at least one crazy partaker.
by wha happened? inwhat are your stories?
i hope there are some fresh ones.
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The annointed remnant figure rising - a question
by jambon1 inhaving been out of the loop for a while on here, it dawned on me that the figure of memorial partakers has risen substantially from when i was a jw.. i think i bowed out at around 8500 in 2006.. can anyone briefly explain what the main reasons for this increase are and if it is ever discussed among jw's because if i remember correctly, the figure should be going down, not up.. thanks.. j.
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"I am one of the anointed!"......
"Erm how do you know that?"
"Because I have a heavenly hope!"
"ERm....so do all of christendom...... are they anointed?"
"erm....uh....urgh... it is not for me to judge..bla bla bla jesus and love and bullshit..."
"These religions are evil bastards... so where does that leave you and your " I know I am anointed because I want to go to heaven!" Get to the back of the line, so does every non JW christian that happened to notice there is not one verse that refers to a paradise earth. Heaven is not even christian, its an older pagan belief that originated with a VERY different idea than the one you imagine.... harps n gems n all that shizzle. Seriously pick up a book! What makes you think you are so special, god came and chose you so that you could help him JUDGE the likes of me from heaven for infinity..... kind of says alot about how you think....."
" May god open your mind, Jah bless you."
"I am all for open minded thinking, but not so much that your brain falls out! Besides what EXACTLY made you think you are anointed? What proof do you have?"
" One day I had a funny feeling."
"................................ "
"..............what?"
" go on....."
" I felt at peace..."
" So you had a nice day?"
" No it was like god hugged me."
" Ahhh so god came down and hugged you... ..."
" Oh no...... but it felt like that."
"............... so how often do you see your doctor?"
This 'mentally unbalanced' is handy for the JW's but in reality it shos how unchristian they are, for if they were right... we are talking about people with mental illness (ironically given to them by god because adam ate an apple).The governing body claim to be the mouthpiece of the FDS and they are calling eachother......mentally diseased......I.R.O.N.I.C. An indication if there ever was ,that the cult is in turmoil to its very heart.
For those that do partake, how many are mentally well would be the best place to start....if we start with doctrine, you would have to be unbalanced/ignorant/stupid to think there were not more than 144,000 early christians baptised. Then the knowledge that the 'anointed' were never contacted or asked for advice from bethel, they were simply left to moap around the congregations whilst everyone, literally everyone called them liars. Though this is the case (for we know none of it was true), these people were/are ill. Very in some cases.
Also we all here know that the WT is a cult, not a true religion (I dont believe in god). On top of that, the anointed never have more evidence of their being appointed kings over the rest of us than conversations like the one above. The peoblem for the lying mentally broken individual is, they can NEVER EVER go back on such a claim. EVEN when EVERYONE knows they are lying. Literally all their family, all their friends, all in the congregation. That person can NEVER admit it, not for anyone elses sake but for their own broken mind. They will argue this to the death, and it will consume them for the rest of their lives. They know the second they annonce themself as 'no longer anointed' the hug from god was all lies, the feeling of being special with a heavely hope.... all lies. Being one of the first 144,000 worshipers after the death of christ ...ok not so much of a suprise for those that can read...but yeah that too...all lies....
So they will never ever back down. So sad if they stay in the WT, they have the elders and local cong call them out for being mentally ill and a liar AND now they again have their mouthpiece calling them mentally disturbed, for all in the congregation to see. To think they call forums like this evil and destructive to the religion, calling itself mentally ill will do more damage than we can ever do.
I knew a partaker that was df'd, everyone, people that had known them 30 years could not wait to declare their knowledge that the person was not just a liar but mentally ill. Yet never once did they try to help them. Nice.
As for partakers that leave the WT......at least when we left the JW's we could move on to great new lives, as I sid before they have to keep up the pretense. Some partaking alone. As weird as it is, we must pitty them. So sad.
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I am tempted to ask 25 year old very pretty lady out but.....
by Iamallcool inshe has 4 kids.
the father of her kids sees them every two weeks.
i am not sure if it is a good idea for me to ask her out.
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lamallcool....... how old are you ?
The way you said "25 year old" made me think you were an older fella.....
If you are young <25....("depends if she wants a 5th child")...... then this changes things a little .....
She will be super keen for anyone to help come pay the rent with her and bring up her 4 womb escapers, so she will love the nuts off of you. If there is more than one dad involved... be careful that she doesnt love the nuts off of lots of people.
Women that have kids "willy nilly" with different guys have issues..... TRUST ME.
Despite this.... the world is a big place and a good partner can be hard to find... if you like her.... then go for it, but consider all of the above and a heap more before you get seriously involved. Also remember this is not JW land, there is a reverse gear.....
BEEP,BEEP,BEEP MALE REVERSING BEEP,BEEP..
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Exams..
by snare&racket inexams are the devils creation, i am sure of this.just after he knocked up cancer (what dya mean god did that one.. he couldnt have for he is so lovely and nicey!
) i think he sat down and thought ok... whas next... then after forming religion he caught onto the idea of exams.
"oh thhhhe agony!
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Interesting BOTR ! Didnt know that. I guess a NY lawyer has to be pretty kick ass to pass... I'll keep that in mind.
D-Lost Lamb.. its horrid isnt it. The fact that all answers are correct but one is more correct than the others is just torture, you cant use logic, just memory. With 220 hour long lectures, with on average 50 powerpoint slides each, all dense with info.... you have to just fill your short term memory with as much head aching facts you can...
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I am tempted to ask 25 year old very pretty lady out but.....
by Iamallcool inshe has 4 kids.
the father of her kids sees them every two weeks.
i am not sure if it is a good idea for me to ask her out.
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Do you like her?
Yes = Go for it
No = Don't
Next on Dating with Snare... "Why do women like clean shoes on a man ?"
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Watch Out - Satan is watching you!
by usualusername inas a witness eepcially during my teens - early twenties i believed that satan was watching me for my weaknesses.. .
this gave me a mild form of paranoia.. .
do you believe satan was watching you?.
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Yeah there is an evil angel who wears a caped hoodie whilst caressing the earth in a sinister mannner, watching my every move, hoping to make me want to play GTA 5 so that the good god can throw me in a lake of fire... totally makes sense.
Have you ever researched the history behind the invention of the devil, satan, the original serpant?
Be honest, if King David can be forgiven for having a man murdered as he shagged his wife, can satan be forgiven for wanting a bit of authority? No.. what about the amazing , holy, kick ass hero... MOOOOOOooooooses ! Yeah the guy that wanted to be worshiped and stole some of gods devotion (we all know how jealous he is).... doesnt this make Moses worse than satan? Anyway, how does making a man eat an apple equate to jealousy in worshipping god? Why do all these spirit creatures have such human emotions and wants? All sounds kind of ......made up.....
Finally one of the biggest taboos in the whole of christendom....would you forgive the devil? I thought he asked some valid questions.. "He is only worshiping you for the reward Jehooha" ..... I mean maybe this was just men penning stories in order to quash decension... or possibly this conversation did take place in a Pleiades STARbucks.... who knows...
Then the second taboo question, would a third of the angels REALLY cross sides? If so... maybe it was for a good reason. Maybe they thought that god demanding man to worship him was wrong, maybe Satan was just telling Adam it was ok to think for himself and worship whoever he wanted? Maybe the greatest trick of god was to persuade the earth the devil existed .... and was a very naughty boy....
Who knows? Who cares?.......... like I said research the history of these myths and stories and it all falls apart like sand in your hand. Does anyone else smell bullsh...
Snare x
........BOO !
.....................................................................dont worry that wasnt Beelzebugger......it was me....
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Ohhh.... thy holy lucky dip.... who amonst us are so special for Jehooha to visit and pour out holy spirit (he promises this is not his holy semen, ever since the Mary incicdent he has held back his godly urges)... ahem yes... erm...... pour out holy spirit with a promise of a grand gift.....
"You, my beloved, my chosen few..... YOU alone shall drink a sip of cheap red wine from a local corner alcohol store, whatever is on offer or BOGOF so the elder may enjoy a little red wine for did you know it is good for the soul... Oh I covered that in my autobiography.. where was I..oh yes.... AND eat crunchy bread with all the tasty goodness removed, made by the local congregations super-spiritual housewife, old sister Judgesalot... enjoy this privelage for it is yours alone.... oh yeah and you will be a king in Pleiades...... its a shit job, not much judging to do with an infinity of well behaved fun-duh-mentalists... but trust me [wink,wink] its an honour! You will get to see my gem covered throne, its real sparkly... also you will be a special fish in a small pond, people with think you are chosen, special, spiritual, mental.... but ignore the latter, they are not kings and would never understand anyway.... unless you are actually mental in which case, stop drinking my sons bloody blood n eating his bones you freaks! Yeah I am talking to all you Russians....And so I conclude this announcment [brought to you by Colgate, now with tasty flouride] by anointing you with a "weird, but nice" feeling that will leave you totally sure and confident you are anointed... kind of like a "warm feeling" or a "feeling of peace".... yes these are all descriptions used by other humans because all humans feel them, but just trust me you are special and you will tell everyone just how special you are, and that you must be accepted as special and yes 99% will say you have mental/emotional problems...but you know you are special... tell everyone ! Okay..... good bye now... take care... dont forget to keep in touch.... also YES I do watch you, even when you are on the toilet... I see you smoking!.... lol.... god blesses ya... bye."
Then he dissapeared into a puff of smoke...... "puff"
Then the deluded person is left with the urge to forever consume lots of wine.....It all makes perfect sense.
Snare x
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Exams..
by snare&racket inexams are the devils creation, i am sure of this.just after he knocked up cancer (what dya mean god did that one.. he couldnt have for he is so lovely and nicey!
) i think he sat down and thought ok... whas next... then after forming religion he caught onto the idea of exams.
"oh thhhhe agony!
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Exams are the devils creation, I am sure of this.Just after he knocked up cancer (what dya mean god did that one.. he couldnt have for he is so lovely and nicey!) I think he sat down and thought ok... whas next... then after forming religion he caught onto the idea of exams. "Oh thhhhe agony!" he hissed as he slithered through Gods throne room, his laugh echoing on the marble walls in Pleiades (right ascension 3.47.24 declination +24.7)....But nooooo that was not enough, he had to go one step further.. "Lets make the exams single best answer where the douche baggy students will have to choose one correct answer from a total of 5 correct answers, but with 4 less correct but probable answers." Oh what an evil bastard the dark lord Shai'tan is (I miss ya Robert Jordan).....
Then someone created a terrible weakness in man (women - who are they) ... procrastination in revision. You feel like you have murdered a child after an hour of facebook. Oh the pain and guilt ! Why did god make us want to procrastinate and put things off....? Just seems so mean.... Wait ! Of course !.. That must have been Beelzebugger too ! After all , Procrastination and Masturbation sound the same and we all know Satan created that ! Wow the more i think about it.... it feels good at first, then comes the guilt and shame... then comes the cold hard reality "You just fu*ked yourself!".... yeah masturb.. I mean procrastination must be from the devil.....
Ok well by carrying on this thread I am giving into the said vice so I best get back to my neuroscience lectures... dementia of all things.... I wonder if I can figure out the aetiology behind our "mentally diseased" state...
Pray to Jehooha for me as the divinely created cortisol rushes through my arteries , dampened with higher and higher doses of man made drugs i.e. coffee, all the while holding in the divine urge to once more vacate ones empty bowels, which twitch in grandiose fear........ *TWITCH*
I HATE exams.
Still on the bright side, they are never as hard as the Rotten Review.... all hail Jehooha
Snare :(
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de·lud·ed, de·lud·ing, de·ludes
1. To deceive the mind
Keep it up, everyones buying it ......... mental, totally mental lol.
"The idea of human sacrifice has its roots in deep prehistory, in the evolution of human behaviour. Mythologically, it is closely connected, or even fundamentally identical with animal sacrifice. Walter Burket has argued for such a fundamental identity of animal and human sacrifice in the connection of a hunting hypothesis which traces the emergence of human religious behaviour to the beginning of behavioural modernity in the upper Paleolithic (roughly 50,000 years ago)."
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snare&racket
Not pagan at all......... enjoy sipping on a gods blood and chomping on his bones .............
