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  What do you drive and why?

  by Escargot in

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  well, a post on the good ol days got me thinking about the vehicles people drive and why.

  in the jws, a vehicle had to be appropriate for service, four doors, holding at least five.

  i remember back in 1978 i bought an mgb and the brothers had a fit (hehe), i was selfish, etc.,.

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  We have a '95 Jeep Cherokee Laredo - the 6-cylinder, not the 8. Very reliable and we can haul stuff in it, too.

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Take Sides With Granola

  by LizardSnot in

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  loved ones,.

  liz here with some wonderful new kingdom songs that we came up with tonight in the jw chat room.. take sides with granola.

  bless granola, o my soul.

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  "From Spouse To Spouse, From Whore To Whore"
  "Keep Your Eyes On The Thighs"
  "Pee Like Jeremiah"

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Glad to be back @ JWD!

  by exodus in

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  i know that many of you are trying to put the attack of september 11 behind you.

  many us who still have memories about this tragedy that will go away easily.

  i told patriot that i'll call him back because my sister was inside the building right next to it (tower two).

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  (((((((((EXODUS))))))))))

  Welcome back - SO sorry for your loss. My office is about 5 blocks away from the former WTC (26 Broadway), & I was just getting off of the subway at Wall Street & Broadway that morning when the second plane hit.

  All good thoughts & vibes to you as you recover. Maybe we can quaff a few beers somtime!

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Favorite Dead Performer

  by Yerusalyim in

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  equal time, and given the spirit of the season, who is your favorite dead performer?.

  mine, buddy holly, though he just kinda laid there and oozed all over the stage.. yerusalyim.

  "vanity!

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  Singers/musicians:

  Louis Armstrong
  Nat "King" Cole
  Billy Holliday
  Ella Fitzgerald
  Charlie Parker
  Miles Davis
  Dizzy Gillespie
  Jimmy Hendrix
  Janice Joplin
  Bob Marley
  John Lennon
  Stevie Ray Vaughn

  Actors/Comedians:

  Walter Matthau
  Jack Lemmon
  Danny Kaye
  Freddie Prinze (Sr)
  John Belushi
  John Candy
  Chris Farley

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Judicial Committee "assists" another ...

  by Billygoat in

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  mom: the elders are led by god's holy spirit.

  mom: don't go there andi.. andi: what?

  mom: andi, i'm going to hang up the phone if you go there.. andi: mom!

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  oops...

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  What's wrong with my cat?

  by bboyneko 2 in

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  he sleeps funny sometimes.

  i think he might be demon possesed or something.

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  Ladonna sez

  Englishman.....I love your puss.he is BIG

  Ahh...nothin' like a big, hairy pussy! I just love to get my face down into one and nuzzle the night away

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Favourite Live Performer:

  by Englishman in

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  i've seen loads of live acts, back when i was a "young person asking" i watched the crystals, heinz, johnny kid and the pirates, brenda lee, joe brown and others all on one show.

  so very innocent!.

  come my eventual departure from dubdom, i resolved to see all these bad people playing their music live.

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  Tina Turner
  Red Hot Chili Peppers
  James Taylor
  Janet Jackson
  Jane's Addiction
  The Who

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  my service meeting part

  by nytelecom1 in

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  as there are many ex elder and ex ministerial servants on this board i would like suggestions for my part later "how would u respond--where do witnesses get their understanding of the bible".

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  flame on!!!!

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  A dozen ill-informed old farts, sitting around a conference table every Wednesday morning!

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  Wanna Study?

  by messenger in

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  from flordia international university.

  jehovah's witnesses campus bible study.

  president: tomas crespo jr. (305)255-8677. advisor: nydia johnson (305)348-2742. mission statement:.

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  RANCHETTE:

  LOL! Good one...

  Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"
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  What would a meeting be like if.....

  by roybatty in

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  everyone on jw.com were jws and attended the same congregation.

  now, i'm not saying that we'd follow brooklyn's rules (how boring).

  instead what would it be like jw.com style.

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  XENA:

  Yes, of course I'm flirting with you! Flirting is healthy And yes, I'm in New York - you are quite astute (at least, I assume your ass is tute, LOL). But I don't think I have a thick New York accent - I was born in Connecticut, but grew up in Northeast Florida, out in the boonies. I'm amazed I don't have a Southern accent (like a lot of my brothers & sisters & extended family do). Which brings me to...

  SAFE4KIDS:

  Where in Florida are you? Ever hear of that armpit Putnam County, Interlachen? That's where I grew up (still a Gators fan, too!).

  Thanks again for the info on Aposto/Sinfest. I may have to be in Baltimore during one of those weeks, & cash is a little tight right now, but I'll get in touch with Peterstride for the deets. Later...

  --Michael

  "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"