Posts by Michael3000

It is a ready source of amusement for me personally to witness the delerious antics and hysterical gyrations apostates go through to deny reality when they are brought face-to-face with it. Of course, all of that silliness will turn into terror when one fine day the demons go nuclear.

1,721 posts - and HE'S amused by apostates' "antics" & "gyrations"? What's more amusing is that the same can be said about the antics & gyrations of the Dubs & their belfiefs since 1879!

And besides, Jehoover ain't gonna allow no nukes to destroy His "people" - right?

Edited by - Michael3000 on 14 June 2002 11:49:29

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Funny Stuff from JW Zone...

by Michael3000 in

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this is about a quiz you can take on beliefnet.

notice how close this one was to being a morman!

http://www.jwzone.org/forums/showthread.php?s=bad9cddde4cea906fec51e25934974bc&threadid=4824.

Michael3000

This is about a quiz you can take on BeliefNet. Notice how close this one was to being a Morman! The entire thread can be seen here: http://www.jwzone.org/forums/showthread.php?s=bad9cddde4cea906fec51e25934974bc&threadid=4824

Belief-O-Matic?

I found a quiz online that supposed to be able to tell you what faith you are (or should be) just by u answering a few questions... It worked for me..just wanted to see if it works for everyone else:

Belief-O-Maric Quiz

My top 10 results:

1. Jehovah's Witness (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (94%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (80%)
5. Eastern Orthodox (80%)
6. Roman Catholic (80%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (79%)
8. Bah' Faith (77%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (77%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)

Edited by - Michael3000 on 14 June 2002 10:53:30

Edited by - Michael3000 on 14 June 2002 13:57:20

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Make your own South Park character

by mikepence in

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http://southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/sp-studio.html

Michael3000

Well, we all know Kyle's mom is a big, fat BITCH!

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I measured mine - 9 inches !

by Simon in

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what were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.

actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.

i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches

Michael3000

Men ignore the sexual eroticism of their nipples.
Let your wives tug on them or suck on them.
You'll thank me in the morning.

Joelbear, you are right about that! Fortunately for me, my honey has always done this, since we have been shagging (we were buds for 3 years before dating). VERY erotic - adds a lot to our lovemaking, especially when she seems to know EXACTLY when to do it, to make me crazy!

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Who Will Be Resurrected??

by teenyuck in

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according to the jw's, the men of sodom will be; no, that is wrong, they will not be; no, they will be...... i got this off of the website: .

http://www.catholic.com/library/stumpers_for_jehovah_witnesse.asp.

the men of sodom will be resurrected (wt, 7-1879, 7-8).

Michael3000

THANKS!

My fiancee thinks it's the craziest thing that, while I'm asleep, my Lil' Lazarus is wide awake & stirring! I try to explain that he has a mind of his own...

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Watching my parents age and die.....

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i just posted this on teejay's thread, but in case some didn't read that thread i will repost it here, the enhanced version, because i believe it deserves its own thread.. recently, my parents visited with me.

(the great apostate, can you believe it?).

technically, they were here to visit my kids and husband, as i am df'd [8>].

Michael3000

((((((((((LISA)))))))))))

Big Hugz to you, Sweetie. My folks are in their early 70's, and still working, 'cause the Which?Tower infuelnced them not to live "for this system of things". No retirement, no nest-egg, nada. As far back as I can remember, they have always lived from paycheck to paycheck. This didn't set such a great example for my siblings and me, since now, as adults, we all have had trouble managing money. I think I'm the only one in my family with a pension plan and a Supplemental Retirement Account (similar to a 401k)! When my parents' health really starts to decline, I can just imagine who my JW siblings will come running to for help! Sometimes, it's like I'm just waiting to see which one dies first. Will I get invited to the funeral, or will I be told after the fact? So sad that they so easily allow themselves to be so far removed from their own flesh & blood.

My heart goes out to you, Hon.

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I measured mine - 9 inches !

by Simon in

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what were you expecting when you clicked that topic ?!?!.

actually, i read an interesting bit of trivia somewhere that said mens nipples are always 9 inches apart.

i measured mine and i'm spot on.. of course i'd be disappointed if all my vital stats were just 9 inches

Michael3000

Well, mine are 12 inches apart! Am I deformed, or just a fine piece of protoplasm? My chest does measure 52" around, though - to be fair. I am a big guy - all over

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Can someone post the lastest QFR in the july WT

by JT in

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thanks.

i understand it deals with the talaban requiring women to cover thier heads when praying opps i meant the wt not the talaban smile.

james

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There are a few on this board I'd like to subject to my pen...Oops! Wrong thread...