Why did I wait til today to click on this thread? These are hilarious. Here are a few more.
-- Never say you were ‘lucky’. It means you worship the god of good luck. Say you were 'fortunate.'
-- Really enjoyed your fine comment brother.
-- What a fine example you are setting for the congregation.
-- The preaching work is a 'separating' work, we have to find the God's sheep.
-- Millions Now Living Will Never Die
-- This old system can’t last another year. (Been saying that one for about 130 years.)