Soooooo............how do you feel about being submissive and full of mercy?
mummatron
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Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage in10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.
9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.
7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.
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Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage in10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.
9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.
7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.
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mummatron
If your baptism had been a wet t-shirt contest, you'd have won 1st place.
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Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage in10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.
9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.
7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.
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mummatron
How's this for a Revelation..? I'll be your whore of Babylon if you can be a wild beast baby!
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Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage in10. if i said you had a nice governing body would you hold it against me?.
9. let's overlap our generations if you know what i mean.. 8. what do you say we lose this great crowd?.
7. i want to be your faithful slave.. 6. tonight we're gonna party like it's 1974.. 7. your breasts are like towers.. 6. would you welcome a shepherding call?.
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mummatron
ROFLMAO!!!!! it!
Hey you! God says we should go forth and multiply...
I'm following Jesus's command to become a fisher of men. You seem like a good catch!
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I finally did it!!
by Free!! inso, even thought i faded more than a year ago, i still had my wt "library" w me, i am talking about the actual books!
dozens of them... well, this past week i have been thinking and talking to some (jw) friends and i realized i dont ever want to go back to that mess... so, i threw every single one of those books in the dumpster about 15 minutes ago... and it felt great!!
i had 3 boxes of books, i mean trash.... and it while throwing in the dumpster i promise, i felt like i was throwing my anger with it... i feel renew... ready to start the 1st day of the rest of my life!!
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mummatron
Yay! Way to go.
I left all mine behind (accidentally on purpose) when I moved out of my parents' home. If I had to do it again I'd stick them in the recycling bank so they can be made into something useful, hahaha!
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Jesus would be so proud!!
by Frequent_Fader_Miles ini came across this little tidbit on the facebook page of a regular pioneer.
true, jdubs aren't supposed to be on facebook, but what she put as her employment was rather interesting.. "employer - jehovah.
regular pioneer sep 2009 to presentspending an average of 840hrs a year teaching persons the bible,teaching persons asl ,listening and giving scriptural advice on personal problems,telling idiots to enjoy the rest of their day,encouraging others,being always prepared for impromptu assignments and having satisfying fun!".
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mummatron
I'd be more concerned about what she means by HAVING SATISFYING FUN!
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Eve: Failing the Single Test She Had
by simon17 inits amazing how things seemed logical when you heard them.
consider the case of eve.
we always here how truly terrible a sin (most likely the unforgivable sin) because she was perfect and given one command.
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mummatron
Some really interesting points of view Simon17. I must admit I'd never thought of it in that way before. The Adam & Eve scenario really does bug me. Especially the part about all womankind being punished with painful childbirth. Why punish all women for the actions of one?
Having just had 2 babies, the physiological and psychological factors of birth are something I've looked at in-depth. It's possible to have a near pain-free (drug-free) experience by adopting a more animalistic approach (look at how dogs, cats and other quadruped mammals birth their young) by keeping mobile, squating on all fours to allow the pelvis to open and for gravity to help. Hypnobirthing is something that is gaining in popularity as a drug-free method of pain-relief. What's interesting about that is that studies such as Dr Grantly Dick-Read's identify the physiological reactions that occur due to what he named the 'fear, tension, pain cycle'. By fearing birth, one increases the pain and duration. Thus telling women that they will experience painful labours as mentioned in Genesis ch3, instills a belief that birth is painful and something to fear which causes pain - thus fulfilling what the Bible writers chronicled!
If you weren't already aware of it, I thoroughly recommend researching the Omphalos hypothesis - did Adam & Eve have navels? What about childhood memories - false implanted memories, or no prior memories?
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Going out with a bang..
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mummatron
Let me get this straight...
He was on his phone, on the Internet, on Facebook, at the KH, during a meeting!?!?!
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Df'd and Meetings
by IMHO inwhy the set procedures for ones that are df'd when attending meetings?.
(i think i know the answer to this but i look forward to your thoughts first).
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mummatron
@Mummatron Are those the official rules? Are DF-ed ones told this?
Well, it's my interpretation of them, but pretty much, yeah.
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mummatron
PajamaJeans??
Do you wear them out the house or to bed? Surely not both?
Not something I've seen here in the UK. I'm sure JML will buy the UK distribution rights for them though like they do with all the useless 'must-have' products that cost you £14.99 + P&P only to languish in the back of a cupboard for all eternity!