Posts by wolfman85

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Guy H. Pierce - 2nd Marriage: Divorced, Widowed???
by 00DAD in
1. jw
2. friends
i'm gathering (or at least trying to gather) same background info on the gb members.

it's surprisingly difficult to do!!!

it would seem that guy h. pierce is currently on his 2nd marriage.
wolfman85

His real name is "GRANPA"!!!
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The music that moves you....
by FlyingHighNow in
1. social
2. entertainment
once when i was profoundly sad for too many days, my brother in law sent us a mix tape.

he named each song after a person in our family.

this is the one he named heather.
wolfman85

This is a French version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=somq0kNG-3k&feature=related
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Why I hate religion, but I love Jesus
by lostandconfused in
1. jw
2. friends
wolfman85

I THINK RELIGION IS THE MUST EFFICIENT DEVIL'S WEAPON!! I LOVE JESUS TOO, BUT I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!!!
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To all christians...
by wolfman85 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
...should we celebrate the memorial in our homes?

will you do it?

any ideas.
wolfman85

I prefer to stay out of any religion and partake at home or a friend's house in a familiar meal. I personally believe that religions in general have separated mankind from God. Thanks to all for give your opinions. Blessings.
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OK, let me try to translate a Spanish joke!!
by wolfman85 in
1. social
2. humour
i will trie to put a .

this was a very, very "macho" cowboy.

while riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "i want a macho drink" "well 'macho'.".
wolfman85

Hi WD. Do you speak Spanish?
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OK, let me try to translate a Spanish joke!!
by wolfman85 in
1. social
2. humour
i will trie to put a .

this was a very, very "macho" cowboy.

while riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "i want a macho drink" "well 'macho'.".
wolfman85

I just want to make you smile for a while, so here is another one.
This joke is about the same cowboy. It was the cowboy riding his horse through the desert and a snake scared the horse, so the cowboy almost fell off the horse. Then, drawing his gun said, " "I will kill you, damn snake," and the snake said: "No, please, do not kill me. If you don't kill me, I will grant you 3 wishes" .

"OK," said the cowboy. "I want to be as strong as the Hulk, as pretty as Brad Pitt, and I want to have "IT" as big as my horse has it."

"Your wishes are fulfilled," said the snake, and the cowboy spared the snake life and went home.

At home the cowboy looked him in a mirror and saw that he was as strong as the Hulk, he was as beautiful as Brad Pitt, and when he dropped his pants down to check "IT", he said, "WHAT A HECK!!! I'm a jack ass, I forgot I was riding the mare !! !
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OK, let me try to translate a Spanish joke!!
by wolfman85 in
1. social
2. humour
i will trie to put a .

this was a very, very "macho" cowboy.

while riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "i want a macho drink" "well 'macho'.".
wolfman85

Sorry, but it's just a joke!! lol
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OK, let me try to translate a Spanish joke!!
by wolfman85 in
1. social
2. humour
i will trie to put a .

this was a very, very "macho" cowboy.

while riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "i want a macho drink" "well 'macho'.".
wolfman85

I'm glad you find it funny!! Thank you.
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OK, let me try to translate a Spanish joke!!
by wolfman85 in
1. social
2. humour
i will trie to put a .

this was a very, very "macho" cowboy.

while riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "i want a macho drink" "well 'macho'.".
wolfman85

I will trie to put a to those that need a little humor on their lifes. As a lot of you know, my English is not good but here is my Englis version of a Spanish joke:
This was a very, very "macho" cowboy. While riding his black horse found a bar and went in aggressively making a fist on the counter saying, "I want a MACHO drink" "Well 'Macho'."

The bartender somewhat annoyed by the cowboy attitude prepares a strong drink with whiskey and tequila. When the cowboy drank it said, "Ahhh, What a MACHO drink, as MACHO like me."
The next day the cowboy was back with his black horse. He entered the bar and making a fist on the counter said, "I want a MACHO drink, more MACHO than yesterday."

The bartender annoyed with the attitude of the cowboy prepares a drink with whiskey, tequila, gasoline. The cowboy takes it and says, "Ahhh, what a MACHO drink, as MACHO as me." Then he left.

This continued for several days, the cowboy on his black horse going in and asking for a MACHO drink, but more, more MACHO than yesterday. The bartender every time more annoying, it was adding things to the drink to see how MACHO the cowboy was.

After several consecutive days the cowboy on his black horse turns and says "I want a MACHO drink, but more macho than yesterday." This time the bartender's patience ran out and decided to add a bit of gunpowder, nitro and a bullet. The cowboy drinks it and says, "Ahhh, What a SUPER MACHO dink" and went on his black horse.

The next day the cowboy came in on a white mare, enters the bar and asked, his voice low and humble: "Bartender, I want a macho drink, but not so macho like yesterday." The bartender asks, "why is that?, my " MACHO "friend". The cowboy replied sadly, "because I farted and killed the horse."
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To all christians...
by wolfman85 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
...should we celebrate the memorial in our homes?

will you do it?

any ideas.
wolfman85

It's great to know that there is a brotherhood in Christ outside the WT!!!