in my last thread, http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/experiences/214315/1/just-found-a-memory-box-of-priceless-artifacts-hilariously-priceless-jw-artifacts-that-is i promised to type up my notes from the '98 dc baptism talk from when i was baptised at the age of 18. so here they are... (i would say enjoy, but, um, yeeeaahhh..... warning!
- paper sick bag required!.
dedication & baptism 1998 dc.
mr freeze! Those were literally the EXACT words i said to myself as i was reading it.
this is just cringe worthy.
Disgusting.
Im sorry you all had to go through this nonsense!!
Thank G............yeah.... i came to my senses when i did! Luckily for me i didnt even make unbaptized pub.
I did one bible reading :P
lol i laughed hard at the "I am a J born in nought BC" OLOLOLOL
contradiction without the use of an outside medium (such as archaeology, fossil study).
i just stumbled on this after reading the thread about adam and the sexual subliminal message.
i was thinking about adam and eve and chronology, and a contradiction popped up in my head...so i picked up the bible and there it is.. gen 1:27 - god creates adam and eve, tells them to be fruitful.. gen 2:18 - now adam is alone?
i think its funny when you see pictures of adam and eve with belly buttons.
Think about it.
since most of us believed it was right around the corner, how many of you went to any secondary schools or training?
what do you do now to survive?
are you working or unemployed?
Left school at 15 and went to full time work in a hotel as a chef. Worked 5 days a week and one day i went to college to qet qualifications and had one day off. Did that for 3 years, And got qualified. Traveled from Guernseu Channel islands to UK, worked all over UK, now in NZ.
Unemplyed because awaiting my visa! when and if its approved i have a job working for the mayor of Taranaki in his hotel.
Been cheffing for 9 years now.
paradise earth!!
if the wtb$ gb were right (work with me here.
i don't believe they even know how to tie their own shoe laces let alone be correct about this), what would life in a paradise earth be like?.
lol they really do contradict themselves the Jdubs dont they. Paradise earth "where pain and suffering is no more"
Yet your beloved pets and animals will still die and rot.
hi a guest,.
i have a sincere question for you.. what do you mean when you sign off each of your posts with "a slave of christ"?.
i do not remember christ asking us to be his slave.
ooooo my servant. always wanted me one of those...heh
i'm still amazed that the wtbts still don't allow women to wear pants to meetings etc.
is this a disfellowshipping offense?.
LOL fatfreak at the hilary pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i haven't posted in awhile but i read your posts everyday from my iphone.
ok, a friend on facebook posted a question.
he is in no way religious but he asked what's the man upstairs name.
just quote her 2nd john 1:7 then tell her to piss off.
why is it that when former witnesses look at the society's pre-1919 teachings that were not true we conclude that they mean that the society is not god's organization, but when current witnesses look at those same teachings they conclude that they mean it is god's organization?
what makes the difference?.
i feel that one of the factors that makes the difference is because while ex-witnesses process those pre-1919 teachings through matthew 24:45-47, witnesses process them through proverbs 4:18.. take for example rutherford's "millions now living will never die!"...
Millions now Living will never die!
Man, how many times have we heard this.
It just like satans first lie, telling eve that she surely will not die, and its being carried on by the JWs right through to today. Its satans run org maybe?
nah, its all BS!
Just look at them without blinking at all when they next knock on your door, smirk in a sly way, quietly whisper is a Clear tone, "im the devil" then look back at them with dilated pupils.
hi a guest,.
i have a sincere question for you.. what do you mean when you sign off each of your posts with "a slave of christ"?.
i do not remember christ asking us to be his slave.
wow im totally lost on this one.
Greetings also AGuest! Dare i say it, greetings dear one!
