Don't you think I told it tastefully, though, Venice?
It was Wendy........she MADE me do it. Although I don't think she's seen it yet. I am confident you will get even.....ha ha ha.
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by Mulan inby popular demand, i am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own veniceit.. in march, venice and her parents were visiting us here in washington state, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening.
(my daughter posts here as princess) princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with venice and was showing her around the house.
he was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample?
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Funny story about VeniceIT
by Mulan inby popular demand, i am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own veniceit.. in march, venice and her parents were visiting us here in washington state, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening.
(my daughter posts here as princess) princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with venice and was showing her around the house.
he was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample?
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Mulan
Achhh!! Loyalty, loyalty!! Wendy made me do it!!
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"kill a temporary, save a bethelite"
by chipster inanyone ever heard this before??
?...during my theocratic rising star days i was accepted to temporary bethel service (whew, appointment by holy spirit???
), and was appalled to hear this for the first time.. what a bunch of lazy ass bethelites us hardworking temporaries were assigned to work with...busting out old walls on the towers building....those poor fellows couldn't make it in the real world, i'm afraid...ya gotta love it!!
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Mulan
Reminds me of the tales my husband tells of his temporary work at Bethel. He was called there several times to do construction work.
He is a drywall contractor, and very skilled, obviously. He was so frustrated all the time, by their poor work habits, and the protocol they had to put up with all the time. And the constant interruptions to change clothes and take a long hike to the dining room, and back again, change clothes and do a couple hours work, and do it all again.He said those guys assigned to him wouldn't last 10 minutes on a real construction site. And they didn't appreciate his trying to show them faster, more efficient ways to do the work either. They were stuck in their system. On his last trip, they had him teaching the trade to some "new boys". At least they were somewhat teachable.
At the time, I couldn't understand why he didn't think it was all so wonderful. He was two years into his special reading program, by the time he went the last time. Poor guy. It was anotehr year before I knew what was going on.
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Funny story about VeniceIT
by Mulan inby popular demand, i am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own veniceit.. in march, venice and her parents were visiting us here in washington state, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening.
(my daughter posts here as princess) princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with venice and was showing her around the house.
he was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample?
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By popular demand, I am yielding to pressure, to tell a story about our very own VeniceIT.
In March, Venice and her parents were visiting us here in Washington State, and we all had dinner at our daughter's home one evening. (my daughter posts here as Princess) Princess's son, 4 years old, was quite taken with Venice and was showing her around the house. He was going up the stairs ahead of her, and turned around, face first at her rather, ummm, er, ample? bosom, and said "Wow. You are really big. Do you have a baby?" At which point, Venice choked and said "No I don't." So the little guy grabs his little sister (2 1/2) around the neck and drags her over and says, "you should get one. See my baby. They are really nice."
The rest of the evening poor Venice was tugging on her top, to keep it in place and tried, and failed, to squish herself.
Sorry Venice. I had to do it. Everyone was begging me. Ask Wendy!!
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I *witnessed* to the *Christians* last night--LOL!
by LDH inthought you all would enjoy this.. i went to a b'day party for a friend who is a bible-thumper in the worst way!
(10x worse than most jw).. i'm sitting around like a zombie while everyone is talking about how "blessed" they are to "know christ" blah blah blah blah blah.. then my interest got peaked as one of the women started quoting scripture talking about how the reason her life is blessed is that her great great grandmother was a russian mennonite blah blah blah and the bible says that god will bless your offspring if you come to know him.
blah blah blah.. so i start asking a few well placed questions like "well what does that mean for the poor muslim sop whose great great grandmother was a muslim?
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Mulan
Well I hope you guys are happy. You drove away a perfectly nice gal.
It seems so unnecessary to attack the way some of you do. I am just venting, but I hope you feel some shame.
I wrote her hoping she will change her mind.
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"Have I committed the unforgiveable sin?&q...
by LDH in*** g94 11/8 20 have i committed the unforgivable sin?
masturbation is an unclean habit.
(2 corinthians 7:1) however, the bible does not class it with serious sins such as fornication.
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Mulan
Okay, Alan. I know WAYYY more about you than I wanted to. If I hadn't gazed into your smiling eyes so much, it wouldn't matter.
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testing the waters
by its_my_life2001ca inmy husband has been disfellowshipped for 2 yrs.
and i have been inactive as long.
i don't want to bash the brothers and sisters because most of them are sincere.
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Mulan
Welcome.......I hope we can help you recover. It's a hard process, but worth it.
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Joining
by Daniel ini want to join the jw family but i am having trouble finding a hall in houston.
do anyone know how i can find one or help me by giving me one in houston.
thanks
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Mulan
Okay, then. Prepare to not be on the internet anymore. They strongly discourage it. You might run into people like us here.
They WILL warn you about us, and how will you respond to that?I remember your saying you wanted to give back to the Lord, or something like that. Go anywhere but to Jehovah's Witnesses.
You would find what you are looking for in any other religion.
Don't go to a cult!!Check this out, Daniel: .. http://www.silentlambs.org
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Joining
by Daniel ini want to join the jw family but i am having trouble finding a hall in houston.
do anyone know how i can find one or help me by giving me one in houston.
thanks
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Mulan
Good grief, Daniel. Just wait. They will warn you about us, and then what will you say? That we must be right?
No one has asked. How old are you? Your reasoning is quite childish.
Do you have parents, to consult? If you do, I recommend it.My youngest son's, name is Daniel, so I felt something more in posting for you, that I normally do. I don't want anyone, who
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hi from a newbie!
by Princess inhi everyone, i have been "lurking" for a week or so and thought i'd join the fun.
i am a third generation jw who was determined not to make my kids the fourth!
my husband and i left almost five years ago and have never looked back and as a result have never been happier.. just a quick summary of the past thirteen years.... i never went to college (never even considered it) and was married two weeks after graduating from high school.
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Mulan
Hey Princess, I think you should tell how your little guy, embarrassed Venice last March. That'll make her sorry she
asked for stories from you. hahahahahahahaJust kidding......she would KILL me! Or maybe not. Anyway,
it would be fun.I think she meant stories about ME!!
Edited to fix my 'smiley'