Here is where I ask you a few million questions.
What is the member name you would like to be known as?__ Rank&File
What is your real name (first and last)? ___ Abby Normal
What is your gender _hermaphodite_ and age?___ 106
"Do you believe that the anointed Slave Class has been appointed by the Lord Jesus Christ to guide, direct, and feed the modern day congregation?"
depends, what's fpr dinner
When
were you baptised as one of Jehovah's Witnesses? ___ on a saturday
What congregation? _Pedophile East_____(city, state, country ) _PA, USA_____
What is this years year text? __ Don't look at the man behind the curtain, I am the great & powerful OZ
What scriptual support is there for attending the meeting?__Control top reinforced toe___
Are you active and in good standing with your local congregation? ___They don't make me stand, but I like to sit in the back
Do you participate at the meetings? ( Answer at WT or joined the school?) yes, but they change the subject after I answer
What is the motivation behind our service?__ donate, donate, donate
How many hours in service does a auxiliary pioneer typically put in service?_does posting on an apostate site count? _
What kind of publisher are you?__I haven't published anything, but I do like to read
What does KM stand for?__ King Masterbater
What part of this week's Watchtower Study article did you appreciate the most? ( I didn't go last week is not the correct answer. ) uummm the part that says we should do more
And what was the title of the article studied? (This one is a must) We Must Do More?
What is the name of the last song in our Song book and it's number?_I Did it My Way.....and now the time is near...._ #365
What spiritual goals have you set for yourself? _I am still setting them (in record amounts REALLY!, I'll get back to on that ok?_
What do you appreciate most about being one of Jehovah's Witnesses? __ That I can use shunning as an excuse when I want to. That is a very useful tool
What do you love most about your Heavenly Father? __that His name is pronounced so many different ways in so many languages