Well if no mistakes they can possibly make are of any import, and the only thing that is important is being faithful to jehovah, why do you need to be part of this particular religion? It would seem to follow that any other religion that is also making errors and mistakes would be just as acceptable.
Naeblis
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WHAT ABOUT THE STUMBLING BLOCKS?
by You Know inthe underlying assumption of the apostasy is that if the watchtower falls short to a significant degree then it cannot be jehovahs organization.
thats why apostates are hopeful that if enough fault can be found with the organization and brought to the attention of the faithful, then they too will accept the conclusion that jehovahs witnesses are not who we say we are.
unquestionably, many have been stumbled over a multitude of stumbling blocks.
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My Baptism Day. The skinny on the low down.
by Naeblis init's quickly written and has horrible punctuation and grammar, but people are whining at my one line sarcastic posts so.. you brought it on yourselves!.
it had been decided for months now.
i, a worthless sinner who could only beg for jesuss forgiveness, was finally going to do the right thing.
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Naeblis
I could do that.. in fact, I'll stun everyone with my work ethic by mulling over an entire paragraph a day.
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My Baptism Day. The skinny on the low down.
by Naeblis init's quickly written and has horrible punctuation and grammar, but people are whining at my one line sarcastic posts so.. you brought it on yourselves!.
it had been decided for months now.
i, a worthless sinner who could only beg for jesuss forgiveness, was finally going to do the right thing.
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Naeblis
Thanks everyone and I only wish I had made this one up :| Stupid 16 year old hormones!! Not better than 24 year old hormones come to think of it. BBOy let's write some screenplays! You have the inside knowledge.. :P I'll probably just end up writing the backs of cereal boxes..
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wow..someone actually hired me
by bboyneko inhey all,.
for anyone that cares, after 4 months of unemployment and living off roman noodles and kool-aid, i have finally gotten a job.
it's at www.livecapsule.com doing the interface for their software.. the office is damn pretty, in front of me is an entire wall of glass facing the ocean.
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Naeblis
Good job :) And if the kittens turn out the same as that baby you tried to mail me, forget it!!! Who forgets air holes?? Ridiculous...
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Any ExJW kids out there?
by Bubbles ini am 7 years old and would like to make some friends with any ex jw kids out there.. i like music, dancing, movies (just saw clockstoppers, it was awesome), books.
we are about to move and i made a house out of the boxes!
my mom says i should be an engineer when i grow up because i can make lots of neat things with the boxes!.
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Naeblis
Bubbles:
Hi. I'm Naeblis. I'm a funny little muppet. If anyone tells you that I bite little kids, that person is a liar, and you should probably bite them. Bye bye!
P.S. I promise I won't bite you.
P.P.S Come a little closer.
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From JW to Pagan
by Sirona ini've noticed that quite a few people on this board have said that they are now pagan.
i'm starting to wonder if converting to paganism is something that many ex-jws do?
being a pagan myself, i am actually surprised at how i could choose the religion that jws probably hate the most.
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Naeblis
expat.. what a mean thing. here I am screaming and yelling at you cause I thought you were mango. *sigh* Now I REALLy shouldn't have mailed her that package full of scorpions ;(
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From JW to Pagan
by Sirona ini've noticed that quite a few people on this board have said that they are now pagan.
i'm starting to wonder if converting to paganism is something that many ex-jws do?
being a pagan myself, i am actually surprised at how i could choose the religion that jws probably hate the most.
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Naeblis
Get online!! >:(
Oh. I'm pagan too. No im not. :(
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what does this verse mean?
by evangelist incan someone from jhw tell me what this verse means to you?.
i ask other jhw and they told me this true god is the father god but if you read and study it carefully you can see plainly that the son jesus is the true one and only god jehovah.. what do you think?.
1jo:5:20: and we know that the son of god is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in his son jesus christ.
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Naeblis
Why don't you try asking at a Witness forum?? *gives you a cookie*
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My Baptism Day. The skinny on the low down.
by Naeblis init's quickly written and has horrible punctuation and grammar, but people are whining at my one line sarcastic posts so.. you brought it on yourselves!.
it had been decided for months now.
i, a worthless sinner who could only beg for jesuss forgiveness, was finally going to do the right thing.
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Ok here. It's quickly written and has horrible punctuation and grammar, but people are whining at my one line sarcastic posts so.. you brought it on yourselves!
It had been decided for months now. I, a worthless sinner who could only beg for Jesus’s forgiveness, was finally going to do the right thing. Who’d have thought salvation lay at the bottom of a 4 foot deep pool, in the hands of grossly overweight man who insisted on wearing a tight white t-shirt. Not me. Yet here I was, doing my duty for the cause, doing my duty for my parents, and doing my duty for the baptized girls this most holy decision opened doors to.
I had actually been nervous leading up to the baptism. The questions of course were an intellectual joke. These were the questions that separated the wheat from the chaff? The goats from the sheep? “His name was ADAM you idiots! The first man’s name was Adam!” I was slightly disillusioned. The call came, I had “passed” the test with flying colours. I glanced up from my book and winked at my dad, and went back to my reading. This July I was joining the ranks of the saved. Praise God, hallelujah. Dirty windows beware… here I come.
The months leading to the assembly I was a minor star in my congregation. Not Madonna stardom, more like the Monkies stardom, except I wrote my own music. The baptized girls took note of me, and I in turn took note of them taking note. I carried around the “big bible” (The small vandalized one I still kept in my pocket) I put my talk writing business on hold as I figured I should try at least to be moral for a few weeks. Many teenagers spent many sleepless nights in those days, forever remembered as, “The day the pen dried up” I was going to be saved damnit! I didn’t have time for the petty concerns of a few simpleton boobs who couldn’t write a 5 minute diatribe on Hezekiah’s influence on 10th grade smoking. The time had come for Naeblis to make it big. So I made it big.
Baptism day. The water waited for me. Almost ominous in it’s obvious holiness. I had brought my best swim trunks. I had opted for the no shirt look (the ladies were watching) and I had even scrounged up a song book that did not have alternate lyrics. The Greeks were well versed in who exactly was been aquatically raped that day. There were only 4 of us. Brave men all! God rest our souls, for soon were to sink into those murky depths, and emerge through the water new men! Leaving behind the filth that God had originally given us. “Yes!” I mumbled into the offered microphone. “I recognize myself as so on and so forth.” My mind drifted to lunch.
The number 2 stall had always been my favourite. The secret vandalism of my younger years remained hidden still underneath the toilet paper dispenser (Dan has a small wee-wee) And as I sat, half dressed, listening to the murmur of the crowd I realized one thing. Good God I was late!
Rushing out of the bathroom I walked down that red carpet.. the first dunkee already being dunked, my mother’s eyes alight in anger, my dad’s bemused smile hiding behind a camera. I shuffled my way towards that pool, eyes wandering slightly as I caught the glimpse of a possible Mrs. Naeblis, fingers tapping nervously on my thigh. And suddenly, I was there. Into that warm water I waded. Into the grip of the fattest, hairiest Greek I’ve ever seen. To my right flashed a camera and my head turned, the smile of a certain blonde causing a certain confusion in my loins. “Good God not now,” I frantically thought to myself, and as I plunged into that water, where thoughts of godliness and cleanliness were meant to play, in their stead loomed thoughts of a less pure nature.
I emerged from that water. Oh I emerged alright. And as I hunched over my shame and walked quickly towards the washroom I could only think one thing. “This can’t be a good sign.”
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So why did Tina Leave
by Yerusalyim incan't we invite her back, i miss her.. yerusalyim.
"vanity!
it's my favorite sin!".
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Naeblis
no. But you might try saying OOPS. Muahahahaha.
She left to start a new religion in the Arizona desert. I told her it'll never fly but she wouldn't listen. Besides, they don't want to fly anyways.