What actually happened at the Kentucky Kingdom Hall last night . . . . . . . . . .
Elders were busy fighting off the Toilet Demon , when surprisingly enough the local press got "wind" of the story. There on the front step was the Paduch Sun Reporter, the elders invited him in to discuss the situation. They made a deal to give him the story later if he would cover over the whole thing so as not to panic the public. (They have previous cover up experience so it was easy to negotiate) Deal done he leaves, they tape over windows, lock doors.
As they are driving off one elder says, "Wasn't that Bill Bowen in the parking lot?"
Other elder slaps his head and says, "Oh, I forgot all about Bill."
And no, Crazy151drinker, the toilet demon was not discovered by YouKnow, because if YouKnow actually got close to a toilet then he won't be so full of . . . . . well, You Know.
Edited by - nanoprobe on 25 July 2002 13:51:49