Posts by Dunedain

it 'was given to man to govern alone for some time trying any form of self-government, but was not successful, then from 1914 satan has taken control over the nations, but failed, ruined land and forced men at great sacrifice and austerity.. 100 years have passed since 1914, jehovah had given one hour to the nations, the time is up, jesus christ came back at the end of 2013 and his slave was found faithful, jehovah himself has anointed with a baptism in the holy spirit, with oil of gladness more than all of his anointed brothers, he has delivered humanity enslaved, he is the chosen one, the four winds have passed (4 comets in the sky of 2013, ison, lovejoy, linear, encke) the last the saints have been chosen and their number is complete, 144,000, the heavenly tribunal was convened and then satan has been judged and fell (daniel 7:26).

1 corinthians 10:13 - what you had to refine it is perfected, it happened!.

the world has got a new jehovah's prophet like elijah.

Dunedain

Grazi, paseano.

All i have to say is, UM WHAT?

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Hilarious Whatsapp message received - FIRST day after Big D

by cognitivedizzy in

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a hilarious stupid wa message is being circulated amongst jws in my area / country.. i had a hearty laugh at the ignorance and stupidity and brainwashed mentality, different people may express different emotions so you have been warned.

day one after armageddon it seems ages since we last heard the gunshots and screams, today has been really quiet.

the last few weeks have been sheer terror.

Dunedain

I almost think that this WASN'T written by a JW. If it was, then this person is bats@#t crazy, but i kinda have my doubts.

I am thinking that an exJW wrote this, just to show how crazy, and stupid the JW's "thinking", really is. At a minimum, it does accomplish that. The sad thing is, whether a JW or not wrote this, that your average R&F JW, does feel this way. They think that its really going to be like this.

They are so out of touch with reality, and normal human emotions, that its scary.

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Hilarious Whatsapp message received - FIRST day after Big D

by cognitivedizzy in

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a hilarious stupid wa message is being circulated amongst jws in my area / country.. i had a hearty laugh at the ignorance and stupidity and brainwashed mentality, different people may express different emotions so you have been warned.

day one after armageddon it seems ages since we last heard the gunshots and screams, today has been really quiet.

the last few weeks have been sheer terror.

Dunedain

This is SICK, and a very ridiculous fantasy story. It is completely devoid of any human emotion, and a total disconnect to reality, of any kind.

Forget all the dead bodies around you. Forget that people lost loved ones. Food magically "appears". JW's just magically run into each other. Lets all live in the Kingdom hall together. We can use the dead bodies as insulation for the winter, cause God knows, we aint got any electric now.

Also, how come the guy in the stories name changed from Bill to Jim? Whats up with that?

If a JW really did write this, it really strengthens my resolve that these people are wrong on so many levels. The person who wrote this, if they are really beleiving this, and its not a joke, is a very sick person. If they truly think this is how things are going to "go down", then they are so out of touch with reality, its not even funny. Even if we were to give the benefit of the doubt, that this fantasy would come true, logistically it could NEVER in a million years even be anything close to the scenario written in this made up, joke, of a story.

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What Written & Unwritten Rules Do Jehovah's Witnesses Have?

by minimus in

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jws should "not go beyond what is written".. please list examples of how they do not follow that bible instruction..

Dunedain

- Oral and Anal sex, between married couples

- Disfellowshipping for anything other than EXTREME cases of apostasy, where in the person is UNREPENTANT and their goal is to DIVIDE the congregation.

- That the Governing Body is the ONLY channel and communication from Jehovah

- Birthday celebrations(Many other holidays and events for that matter)

- Abstaining from blood IN LEIU OF LIFE ITSELF. Plus it is DIETARY.

- Yoga?

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Should I be mad?

by kairos in

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i've been df'd for about six weeks now.no one has broken the obligation to "honor the disfellowshipping decree".that's the way notorious co paul kohler describes the "loving arrangement" that is jw shunning.

( just "serving" napa ).

so, my wife's family has been "loving me" ( barf ) when out of nowhere, one of them sends home homemade soup for me.... well, i got super pissed.

Dunedain

If it was alphabet soup, maybe there is a "message" in the soup, using the letters. Stir the giant pot of soup around, and see where the letters land, kinda like a magic 8 ball, lol.

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What's the most times you've seen a person disfellowshipped and return?

by Billzfan23 in

how many people have seen a person leave and return multiple times?

out of curiosity, what was the number?

Dunedain

4, and the dude could have ALMOST been DF'd, AFTER he died too, and for a 5th time, lol. He was one of those characters who was "in" and "out", all the time. When you saw him at an assembly, he wasnt in my congregation, or when visiting his cong, you never knew if he was DF'D or not, lol.

Anyway, at his funeral a brother gave a talk, and some other brothers and sister came up and said a few words about him. After most of the people spoke, another woman came up to talk about him. Nobody there, recognized her, or knew who she even was, but she requested to go up and speak, and they allowed her.

WELL, she proceeded to say, "Hi i am, So and so's FIANCE, we have been dating for a few years, and were soon to be married. I love him, and he was such a kind man bla bla bla bla bla . . . .".

Everybody at the funeral, who were mostly ALL JW's, looked at each other and "shrugged" their shoulders like, who and what was that. Well she WAS his fiance, that NOBODY knew about, and she was a "WORLDLY" woman, who had NOTHING to do with the "truth", lol, freaking PRICELESS.

After that, my Father and I would often say, " Only so and so, could be the ONLY brother to be Disfellowshipped AFTER he DIED", lol. You cant make this shit up, lol.

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INSPIRED ERROR: new phrase among JW CO

by wannaexit in

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there is no end to their madness.

the co gave a talk on inspired error.

i have never heard of it.

Dunedain

The 2 and 3rd points, is nothing new. They've been pushing that BS, for years, and like others have said, it is just more mind control tools.

The number 1 point, is, i think a way for them to try doing "damage control", in advance, knowing that the "news and media", very soon are gonna be filled with more child abuse scandals, the Australian royal comm, and many other things that are going to "rock" the foundations of the WTS. They are trying to "prepare" the flock for the "lies" they may soon read. So, just bury your heads in the sand, dont read the news, watch the news, or use the internet, and do not mind the man behind the curtain.

Its sooo insulting to our intelligence.