Posts by ttdtt

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New Light - Two Sticks in Ezekiel - July 2016 Watchtower

by Listener in

ezekiel 37:15-17 prophesies about two sticks being joined together to become 1. one stick represented the two tribe kingdom of judah and the other stick represented the 10 tribe of israel (ephraim).

the article explains how the coming together of these two sticks meant the reuniting of these tribes in 537 bce.the modern day fulfillment was previously taught to mean that the anointed had once again come together in unity in these last days.the july watchtower now explains that one stick, the stick of judah, represents the anointed and the other stick, the stick of ephraim, represents the other sheep.

they further explain that since 1919 god's people have gradually reunited to become one flock.they are now saying that the other sheep are represented by 10 tribes of israel.

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Hey PROLOGS - When Splain said they were done with types and antitypes - what he was actually saying was that they were done with the ones they didn't care about anymore.

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New Watchtower Propaganda and hate speech destroying families (Feb 2016 WT)

by Daniel1555 in

the following is a paragraph from the new february study watchtower article "learn from jehovah's loyal servants.".

7 a conflict of loyalties may arise when a close relative is disfellowshipped.

for example, a sister named anne [1] received a telephone call from her disfellowshipped mother.

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IT'S the WT Circling the Waggons time, closing the Barn Doors, and making its Last Stand.

Keep those in in - and let's not worry about getting new ones.

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Satan & Disasters

by Hadriel in

was told by someone that a receipt article eluded to the fact that satan can cause natural disasters.

i don't see how i could have missed this.

doesn't anyone remember this?

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You have to understand that when Adam sinned - he didn't just become imperfect it had ripple effects.

The straw eating lions, the kelp eating sharks, the orange juice eating mosquitoes all became... you know carnivores.

Also the Earth's crust was now imperfect seeking its own longing and under satan's control, so thus earthquakes.

And that went double for the weather - boy did it become rebellious!!

Even the MOON was effected, it started pulling away from gods green earth at about 3cm a year!

Satan got all things to rebel from our loving dog jehober.

:)

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Americans aren't allowed to grow their own food?

by purrpurr in

jw
friends

i was recently told by an american i was chatting to online that in the usa people are not allowed to grow their own food.

she said that if you have a vegetable patch or something that the government will come along and bulldoze it?

she said that farmers are not allowed to grow food either and that the government bulldozes the crops if they grow?.

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Yes its true - and we only eat Vitamin Pills too:)

Don't believe silly things:)

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July 2016 W T Article Gives Reassurance to Aging Publishers

by BluesBrother in

congregations are full of older ones who were led to expect the end when they were still young enough to work ,and stay forever young.

now these ones face a sparse old age with little provision set aside.

the article ""do not be afraid .

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JWLEAKS - THANKS! What an insane article. A good example of the crazy logic and poor writing that is SOP.

FROM THE ARTICLE with my comments added.
Retirement and physical illness are also major triggering factors, especially among the elderly. Often suicide is chosen as a way out, ( REALLY OFTEN? IT HAPPENS A LOT? OFTEN MEANS A LOT!!!) not necessarily when an illness is terminal, but when the patient views the suffering as intolerable.

However, not everybody reacts to these triggering events by committing suicide. (REALLY NOT EVERYONE? BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN LIVING ON MARS SO I THOUGHT I WAS NORMAL FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS ECONOMIC STRESS OR IS OLD JUST KILLS THEMSELVES - THANK FOR THE INSIGHT!)

What kind of article is this? This type of writing could NEVER appear in any credible journal - let alone a High School Language Arts assignment! I HATE THE WT!

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June 2016 WT (study edition) Bashing Higher Education....AGAIN!

by ToesUp in

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friends

paragraph 14: .

"this means that we need to examine our heart constantly to see if it is being enticed by worldly entertainment, associations, and styles of dress and grooming.

or the love of the world might involve efforts to attain “great things,” such as through the pursuit of higher education.

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Please brothers - Higher Learning is ungodly, and we are pleading for your life!!!

P.S. we are looking for Lawyers, Doctors and Engineers to work at gods House.

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June 2016 WT (study edition) Bashing Higher Education....AGAIN!

by ToesUp in

jw
friends

paragraph 14: .

"this means that we need to examine our heart constantly to see if it is being enticed by worldly entertainment, associations, and styles of dress and grooming.

or the love of the world might involve efforts to attain “great things,” such as through the pursuit of higher education.

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Weez Jehobers Bitnneses dont need to schooling. Weez unedumacated and foolish ands prouds of it.

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June 2016 WT (study edition) Bashing Higher Education....AGAIN!

by ToesUp in

jw
friends

paragraph 14: .

"this means that we need to examine our heart constantly to see if it is being enticed by worldly entertainment, associations, and styles of dress and grooming.

or the love of the world might involve efforts to attain “great things,” such as through the pursuit of higher education.

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Last assembly we heard about people going to college to get buildings named after them and to be famous.

How many people do you know who went to college to get a building named after them?

I was unaware of those course being available?

But I guess people who go to - become nurses, and elementary school teachers, and marine biologists, and accountants, and surveyors - are REALLY Puffed Up With Pride and looking to be GREAT!! Can't argue with that I guess.

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Some gems from the "Anointed" WT study

by NotBlind in

i know this has been discussed before, but i think some of these wacky (but thought-provoking) comments deserve their own thread.. paragraph 6 says: modestly, anointed ones acknowledge that they do not necessarily have more holy spirit than those with an earthly hope.

they do not claim to have special knowledge or revelations; neither do they try to prove that they are in some way superior.

somebody needs to send this memo to the gb.

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Pixle

I will have to school you again:) See some people suffer from Post Traumatic Stress - say like having been involved in a Proxy War in the Far East and seen many atrocities like people being turned into Human Hot Dogs.

That kind of event can lead you to thinking you are ultra special and dog can't do without you in heaven.

It can also make you very judgmental about unimportant matters, like how tight fabric is, or where someone choose to put their penis.

I hope this is helping you:)

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Some gems from the "Anointed" WT study

by NotBlind in

i know this has been discussed before, but i think some of these wacky (but thought-provoking) comments deserve their own thread.. paragraph 6 says: modestly, anointed ones acknowledge that they do not necessarily have more holy spirit than those with an earthly hope.

they do not claim to have special knowledge or revelations; neither do they try to prove that they are in some way superior.

somebody needs to send this memo to the gb.

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crazy_flickering_light

SO if it's possible to have a GRADUAL realization - by definition wouldn't you for a period of time be WONDERING - and during that time - wouldnt you have been already chosen by dog? i mean god.