Ok, no comments, just lols... I guess I should do stand up.
Seriously, though if it were like this...
'It rained so much that the city told the organizers "There's no way that you can do it." ... but then the sun came out and cleared it all away ... aren't we so happy brothers and sisters that Jee-hoe-vaah did this for us!?' <fake applause>
You know that's what it would look like from that angle.