"And do not be chewing gum in the congregations, for it was Eve who chewed gum and not Adam." (1 John 1:11)
"Let your gum chewing be practiced with diligence and humility, and not with the smacking of lips, as some have the custom, for the blowing of bubbles is a shame in the presence of God." (2 Peter 2:23)
*thumps bible*