That is some seriously funny sh*t!
Is that on a CD or DVD?? I need to have it!
openminded
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Hey! Wanna join a cult??
by bboyneko inallen: "now, that's ridiculous.".
allen: "what?.
allen: "can i join for just a little while?
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More Wondering and Self doubt
by Vitameatavegamin inhello friends, this is your vitameatavegamin girl.
by the way, don't forget to watch the i love lucy marathon on tv land starting october 15th, it should be a hoot.
50th anniversary of the show.. anyway, lately i have been doing more thinking about everything.
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Guilt is a tool.
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More Wondering and Self doubt
by Vitameatavegamin inhello friends, this is your vitameatavegamin girl.
by the way, don't forget to watch the i love lucy marathon on tv land starting october 15th, it should be a hoot.
50th anniversary of the show.. anyway, lately i have been doing more thinking about everything.
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Hey Vita-mind if I ask where you from? If the U.S.A., which part? How old are you and how long have you been a Witness? A little background would be helpful to understand where you are coming from. -OM
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Braindead Sis
by Rex B13 inhi gang,.
i thought you might like to read a relative's reaction when i sent her a url to the guardian article about the latest example of watchtower hypocrisy.
enjoy!.
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Im sorta in the same boat with my folks. They are actually on the liberal side of dubdom but still refuse to put 2 and 2 together. Im still pissed I was not allowed to play sports in high school, go to dances and have a birthday and other holidays with the rest of my extended family. In other words I was not allowed to be myself. I am pretty much at the point to where I dont really even care if we have a relationship. They want things to be normal now that I am out of they're control but that is impossible for me. The bottom line is that I dont trust or respect them. I wish they would just go away.
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ANTHRAX for sure this time! woah nelly better run!
by bboyneko inyeah like, my boss's friends uncle called me the other day and said that at least 50 crazed rabid arabs ran into the local taco bell and like threw a giant beaker marked with a skull and cross bones on the floor and then they ran away laughing, outside a helicopter dropped a rope ladder and the arabs climbed on and flew off, all the while laughing manicaly and chanting 'death to the infidels!
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although you may read only local newspapers reporting this incident, and although the local papers say only that 2 hispanic males ordered a mountain dew and it spilled and then they left the taco bell cursing the management, my version is the honest truth and not sensationalism at all!.
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Oh yea, well , like Mountain Dew is totally worse for you than Anthrax because it like has way too much sugar and acid. And Taco Bell is totally on the top of Bin ladens list of targets because it like encompasses all that is wrong with western hemisphere. Anthrax when mixed with refried taco bell beans forms a hybrid strain call a thrax-orito and its totally sucks if you get it.
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First Reaction To My UN letters
by Ranchette inmy husband called his cousin this morning and the first thing the cousin said to my husband was something like, are you aware that your wife sent us some information that was very disturbing to us?.
my husband let him know that he did not know i was sending out those letters but he had since done research on the info and found that i was correct.. the cousin asked my husband if he was aware that i could be in trouble for a letter like that.
my husband informed him again that i was telling the truth and he had called the un himself to verify.. the cousin said he would call the society to see if this is true but.
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Schools Out!
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The Table Cloth
by WildHorses ineven if this isn't true as it is said to be, i thought it was a very touching story.. .
the table cloth - a beautiful story !.
the brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first.
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I heard that the two never really hit it off after the reunion and that ironically the tablecloth is going for $35.00 on E-bay.
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how long were you out before...
by lydia inhello all.. i'm just trying to get a handle on everyone in here..so how long have all of you been out of the borg?
also how long was it till you got on here??.
lydia
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Its been about 2 years since my last meeting.
Just last night when my wife got home from her 2 day, she asked if I would come back to meetings. I said I would go to the hall if she went to a b-day party for my son(who she drags to all the meetings). She said "NO WAY". She then asked me with everything going on in the world where do I find comfort(as if she expected me to shrug my shoulders)(must have been the theme of the assembly)? I told her I find comfort in all the good I see from couragous human beings who genuinely care for each other enough to sacrafice their own lives for others as the firemen in NYC did. Then she mentioned that the "brothers" were helping out in NYC too. I said "good for them" and then we sat quiet for the rest of the night.
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Bobbing for apples anyone?
by RR inthe october 8 awake!
journals has a cover article on .... you guessed it halloween.
it traces its roots to the celtic festivals.. "apples and hazelnuts, both viewed as products of sacred trees, were used to divine information concerning marriage, sickness, and death.
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Ever try bobbing for frenchfries?
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How have appointed bros handled leaving the WTS
by Leander ini'm debating on when to actually decide and step down as a ministerial servant.
my conscience will no longer allow me to give talks or speak to others in the door-to-door work.. i'm feeling really apprehensive about what i need to do, i know for a fact that my wife is going to be devestated.. .
whats the best way to step down from an appointed position?
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Just tell them your not up to the responsibilty any longer. Don't put to much pressure on yourself. Unless you feel like you owe them something, just step down. You don't owe an explaination. -OM