Two guy ostriches were chasing two girl ostriches. One girl ostrich says to the other girl ostrich, "Hey, let's hide from them!" The other girl ostrich says, "Hey, let's do!" So they immediately stopped and stuck their heads in the sand. As soon as they did, one guy ostrich said to the other guy ostrich, "Hey! Where did they go??"
I'm just as happy not being an ostrich anymore!