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MYOHNSEPH
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This is the sickest thing I ever read in my life
by Monster in75-year-old man charged with impregnating 10-year-old
75-year-old man charged with impregnating 10-year-old .
by associated press, 4/18/2002.
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Billygoat's Really Bad Joke Thread
by Billygoat ini have an 84 year old customer that comes in every week with just a ton of "groaner" type jokes for me.
i am never prepared with any jokes in return, so i'm hoping y'all can assist.
i would like to start this thread with hopes you can post your really bad jokes...clean preferably.
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MYOHNSEPH
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, since they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So he wanted a second opinion, and he visited a doctor in Georgia. That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Since the second doctor told him to do exactly the same thing as the first doctor, the Alabamian figured the procedure MUST work. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at
which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand...This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Arkansas.
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This is the sickest thing I ever read in my life
by Monster in75-year-old man charged with impregnating 10-year-old
75-year-old man charged with impregnating 10-year-old .
by associated press, 4/18/2002.
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MYOHNSEPH
"When I was their age MY grandparents were so old they would fart and not know it......that's old!"
Gumby: Why all these personal attacks on me today?!
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CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!
by MYOHNSEPH infrom some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.
i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!
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Gumby:
Hey man, I really resent that! I don't flip the bird at people who stare at me!
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CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!
by MYOHNSEPH infrom some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.
i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!
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MYOHNSEPH
District Overbeer:
That's a fine looking ride! But, is it just me, or are 'rice-burners' looking more and more like Harleys? Nervertherless, looks really great!
Animal:
Checked out that website. Can't believe you're wanting to sell it. Hope if you do, the buyer is deserving.
Oh, and by the way, now that I've seen an actual photo of you, the answer is, "No, you don't look like you do!"
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CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!
by MYOHNSEPH infrom some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.
i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!
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Animal:
You did a great job, man! I just hope your back tolerates a hard-tail better than mine!
myohnseph
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As a JW Did you want Christmas?
by LovesDubs indid you guys suffer the way i did every xmas?
did you want it as much as i did??
what things went through your mind and soul?
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MYOHNSEPH
My childhood was that of an 11th child of a sharecropper in Southern Mississippi in the 1940s and early 1950s. Even if we had not been JWs, I don't think it would have made much difference. Our big thing each year was getting to order a new pair of overalls out of the Sears & Roebuck catalog after we had sold the cotton crop. If we had not been JWs, my dad would probably have been compelled to go outside on Christmas Eve, fire his shotgun in the air, and then try to convince us all that Santa had committed suicide.
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Would The Society Ever Lie To You?
by minimus inafter reading about how we now have an increase in the lord's organization, i must wonder whether we think that their data is reliable.
the society has used "theocratic stratergy" for years and lied about anything that is in their best interests.
why take any stock in what they say about anything.
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MYOHNSEPH
If they can't count people any better than they can calculate dates, it may be just plain old stupidity!
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CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!
by MYOHNSEPH infrom some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.
i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!
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RubyTuesday:
Is that a Harley?
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CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!
by MYOHNSEPH infrom some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.
i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!
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MYOHNSEPH
Animal:
What year is that? How long have you had it?