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  OK smarty pants, post something simple that most people don't know.

  by JH in

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  ok, lets see if you guys know the answer to this simple question.. .

  if you have a car with a mechanical speedometer and odometer, not digital, and if you back up, will your mileage on the dial back up?.

  7 miles on the odometer and you back up, for a few hundred feet, will the mileage also back up slowly to 47,108.6 and so on....?.

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  MUSKMELLON AND CANTELOPE ARE A DIFFERENT BREED OF FRUIT. MUSKMELLON HAS A 'HUMPED' SURFACE, WHEREAS CANTELOPE ARE RELATIVELY SMOOTH.

  I KNOW, BECAUSE I'M ALLERGERIC TO CANTELOPE, BUT NOT MUSKMELLON!

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  I just turned 28, two minutes ago. What advice can you give me?

  by el jarocho mayor in

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  well, what advice can you give me?

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  DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW!

  OUTASERVICE (WHO WAS 33 WHEN YOU WERE BORN)
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  Secret of the Living Bible revealed

  by Amazing1914 in

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  recently, a funeral was held for kenneth taylor of wheaton, illinois who died at age 88. he is the author of the living bible, published by tyndale.

  the living bible is often known for being a paraphrased version.

  those who have translational concerns do not like some of the liberties taken by the living bible.

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  YEAH BUT...................WHERE DID YOU LEARN THE MEANING OF 'SOD POTTAGE'? ONLY JW'S HAVE THAT KIND OF 'LIGHT' BECAUSE OF THE NWT!

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  HI JIM
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  Worms--Humour

  by blondie in

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  a minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his sunday sermon.. .

  the second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.. .

  the fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.. .

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  IS THIS AN 'URBAN LEGEND' BLONDIE?

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  Do you think the WTS will ever seriously start DA'ing faders?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  some have indicated that this might be coming.

  based mostly on the new book - some think maybe the org is positioning itself to remove all possible 'doubters' and 'inside apostates' this way.. i mean - having spent four decades watching the actions of this organization as a witness, i can see something like that happening perhaps.. service meeting announcement;.

  having had six months to renew his association actively with jehovah's witnesses, and having not been to a meeting or out in service for that same time span, we must announce that ____________ has left the organization and shown by his actions that he is no longer one of jehovah's witnesses.. the brothers and sisters need to be reiminded that he should be treated 'as a man of the nations' - full shunning is in effect!.

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  THEY ANNOUNCED THAT I HAD DISASSOCIATED MYSELF (WHICH I HADN'T). WHEN I QUESTIONED THEM ON IT, THEY SAID MY SIN WAS NON MEETING ATTENDANCE! THIS WAS AROUND 15 YEARS AGO!

  OUTASERVICE (SERIOUS SINNER)
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  Last night I dreamt I was at the ministry school

  by xjwms in

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and i was looking up information.

  i used to do those, ... and it woke me up.. and i have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.

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  YOU MEAN.....................

  'MISERY SCHOOL'!

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  Woodworking anyone?

  by Jourles in

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  does anyone dabble in woodworking here?

  i was raised around it my whole life but never took to it as a trade.

  my grandfather was a carpenter and my dad is a master carpenter as well.

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  JOURLES,

  DID YOU SAY CRACKER BARREL?

  www.crackerbarrel.com

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  Last night I dreamt I was at the ministry school

  by xjwms in

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  and they asked me to give the last talk of the school impromtooo, ... and i was looking up information.

  i used to do those, ... and it woke me up.. and i have'nt been to a regular meeting in four years.

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  Outaservice

  I'LL HAVE TO MARK YOU A 'W' ON...............

  1. SENSE STRESS

  2. MODULATION

  SO, KEEP TRYING BROTHER, SOMEDAY YOU MAY WORK UP TO 'MIKE' HANDLER!

  OUTASERVICE (TMSI)
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  Woodworking anyone?

  by Jourles in

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  does anyone dabble in woodworking here?

  i was raised around it my whole life but never took to it as a trade.

  my grandfather was a carpenter and my dad is a master carpenter as well.

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  YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING..........

  www.JourlesChairCo.,Inc.com

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  05 BRCI CONFERENCE

  by Outaservice in

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  june 24th & 25th are the dates of the upcoming ex-jw support group conference in the chicago area.. for more information go to....................www.brci.org.

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  Outaservice

  JUNE 24TH & 25th ARE THE DATES OF THE UPCOMING EX-JW SUPPORT GROUP CONFERENCE IN THE CHICAGO AREA.

  FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO....................www.brci.org