A chicken and a horse became good friends on a farm. One day the horse fell into a huge mud hole. He yelled for the chicken to help him, the chicken didn't know what to do, but saw the farmers new BMW sitting in the driveway. The chicken quickly tied a rope to the bumper of the BMW, got in, and drove it to the mud hole, " grab the rope with your teeth!" she squawked, her friend the horse did, and was pulled to safety. The was grateful to his friend for saving his life.
A few weeks later, after a heavy summer rain, the chicken was chasing a grasshopper, and fell into the same mud hole. "Help me!" she squawked to her friend the horse, "get the BMW!" The horse said he didn't need it, and straddled the mud pond, and told the chick to grab onto his dick. She did, and he pulled her to safety.
The moral of the story?
If your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.