Posts by OUTLAW

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Going to my first "worldly" social ga...

by sleepy in

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i'm going to my first "worldly" social gathering (party) next week.. so what do i do?.

i'm not used to this so you'll have to give me some tips.. do worldly people bite?

i've tried to learn some new words and phrases so that i can fit in .. hopefully the'll never suspect.. i'll try some out.see what you think.. ( names have been changed to protect the inocent).

OUTLAW

Have fun sleepy.Have a few drinks,get to know some new people.It will all work out so relax...OUTLAW

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Why conservative Christians are disliked

by Seeker in

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(ap) "the proliferation of interfaith services after terrorists struck america have unsettled some conservative protestants, who feel joint worship violates their belief that christianity is the only true faith.. in one case, the rev.

david oberdieck filed charges with the lutheran church-missouri synod over a fellow pastor who joined non-christian clergy in the sept. 23 yankee stadium service, ``a prayer for america.''.

``i wouldn't have brought charges if jesus christ was confessed in such a way that he stood out from the smorgasbord of gods,'' said oberdieck, pastor of trinity lutheran church in lebanon, mo.

OUTLAW

I don`t have a problem with christians.I have a problem with assholes who happen to be christians,and there seems to be alot of them!...OUTLAW

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Another place we can do some witnessing

by ballistic in

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found an aol message board about jehovah's witnesses:.

* http://aolsvc.cc.aol.com/peopleconnection/ccenters/vl/go.jsp?ccbrand=aol&ccname=christianity&component=msgboards.

however they must have their own form of sensorship:.

OUTLAW

Hey ballistic,"General statments intended to discredit anyones religion are not allowed."I`ll bet the only religion your not allowed to discredit on that board is the jws,all the rest will be fair game!Bullys,liars and hypocrates,oh my!...OUTLAW

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If it turned out that JW's were right ...

by sleepy in

yes imagine if after all the struggle and effort to break fee of jehovahs witnesses it turnred out that they were right all along.. the governing body were getting messages from god and were being used by him , proof came out that evolution was false.they found noahs ark and ancient manuscrips were found that proved the bible true.. also lasurus was still alive and well living in siberia.. the next thing we know religon has been banned.. there are signs in the sky and strange phenomenon.. we look up and see the moon turned to blood and the sign of the son of man appears in the heavens.. next to him is a flying pig.. we realise pigs don't fly .. we wake up sweating.. it was all a dream.. releaved its all over we get up for a new day.. we open the curtains, allwe can see is fire and brimstone.. we hear screams of tourture.. satan laughs.

OUTLAW

Hey sleepy,the jws haven`t been right in 122yrs.Why would these clowns all of a sudden be right?It ain`t gonna happen sleepy,so don`t worry about it!...OUTLAW

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Not Argentina Again!

by Englishman in

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this morning was the draw for the first round of next years world cup.. our group to play each other is:.

england .

argentina.

OUTLAW

You Know,if you pull your head out of your ass the world wouldn`t look so shitty!Did you pay up the bet you lost yet?If your word is no good,why should anyone listen to you?None of your predictions came true(big surprise,not!)and larc is still on another thread chewwing your ass..I hope everyone enjoying CHRISTMAS piss`s you off.Walk west till your hat floats ...OUTLAW

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All Around My Hat.

by Englishman in

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a guy came in our pub tonight wearing a back to front baseball hat.

after 10 minutes or so he was getting very miffed that no-one wanted to talk to him.

i explained to him that he was offending everyone by wearing a hat indoors, surely, especially as he is a police officer, he was aware that it is extremely bad manners to wear a hat indoors?.

OUTLAW

Hey E-man,In North America that means the US and Canada,lots of people wear hats in pubs.If you want to get in a fight here,mind somebody else`s business..MERRY CHRISTMAS...OUTLAW

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