Posts by PopeOfEruke

Anyone remember this old one??

by PopeOfEruke in

i was wondering if anyone remembers this old hoary chestnut??.

a priest walking down a road sees a little boy with a basket of very small puppies and a sign that says "catholic pups for sale".

the priest praises the little boy for keeping the faith and being such a good catholic etc etc,.. anyway a week later, priest is again walking down the road and sees the little boy again with the puppies, except this time the sign reads "jehovahs witness pups for sale".

PopeOfEruke

I was wondering if anyone remembers this old hoary chestnut??

A priest walking down a road sees a little boy with a basket of very small puppies and a sign that says "Catholic Pups For Sale". The priest praises the little boy for keeping the faith and being such a good Catholic etc etc,.

Anyway a week later, priest is again walking down the road and sees the little boy again with the puppies, except this time the sign reads "Jehovahs Witness Pups For Sale".

The priest appraoches the little boy and says "Whats going on here? Last week the sign said Catholic pups and this week Jehovahs Witness pups?"

And the little boy says "Well you see father, this week the pups eyes are opened"...

GROAN............I remember getting lots of chuckles with this when I was a kid. Should change it around now, it makes more sense that way!!

The Pope

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The Society does it AGAIN.

by Yerusalyim in

jw
friends

the first seder of passover will be celebrated at sundown on wednesday, 27 march, 2002. the society will not celebrate the memorial until sundown, 28 march, 2002. once again they are a whole day off.

yerusalyim.

"vanity!

PopeOfEruke

You can read the story about how I got my favourite hat here : . http://anti-social.co.uk/popehat.shtml

Pope

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The Society does it AGAIN.

by Yerusalyim in

jw
friends

the first seder of passover will be celebrated at sundown on wednesday, 27 march, 2002. the society will not celebrate the memorial until sundown, 28 march, 2002. once again they are a whole day off.

yerusalyim.

"vanity!

PopeOfEruke

My dear children,

The hat above is OK but this is my all-time favourite hat.

I only wear it on special occasions and sometimes when I'm feeling horny.

The Pope

15

Part 5. The Street Party.

by Englishman in

jw
friends

sadly, their own demise as family members was now only weeks away, and those other young sisters next door on the other side were looking a bit restless too............ .

within the next few weeks, becky was noticeable by her absence.

our house no linger shook to her madonna singles and the whole family at dub-house 1 seemed to become subdued.

PopeOfEruke

I am going to say 27 Heil Mary's today in celebration of such
a charming story.

I just hope all the accolades don't go to Englishmans head and we end up with another Harry Potter-like series.

BTW I know the Email address of J.K. Rowling, its
[email protected]

Cheers!
The Pope

8

I saw Bob Dylan last nite

by ashitaka in

i saw bob dylan last nite and he rocked.

his voice and manner were amazing.

he played a 10 minute version of tangled up in blue.

PopeOfEruke

I have seen His Bobness 15 times since since 1978. On 3 different continents. Last time was Germany (last year), the show in Frankfurt where he was making big eye-contact with a beautiful Turkish girl in the front row.
Was anyone else at that show??

I recommend everyone to get the new CD, Love and Theft. Its very different and takes some time getting used to, but its really worth the effort. I just love "Floater".

The Pope

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Why The WTS IS To Blame re. Laree

by ISP in

jw
friends

the wts will condemn the recent murder and do its best to distance itself from the parents.

jws will say its the actions of people who are deranged and nothing to do with jws.

they will say other religious groups harm children.

PopeOfEruke

I heard that in Germany, the Jehovahs Witness religion
is on a list of organisations that are considered
child-abusive, this list being compiled by the relevant
Social department of the German Federal Government.
I think they were listed as "mild" in the child-abuse category.

I am not sure if was based on the approval of corporate punishment by JW religion, or else because of the 'cult' association. I believe it was the first reason.

I can't remember where I read this now, and maybe the status has been changed, but I am sure it was the case at some time in the last decade.

Maybe someone can confirm this? ....

The Pope

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Pope goes berserk!

by RR in

seems like the pope is going berserk and blessing everything in sight!.

here's the full story:.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3505/pope_blesses.html.

PopeOfEruke

For Christ's sake, give me a break...

I was just checking to see how much MSG the damned things contained....

so my eyes are a little weak....

The Pope

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Report on meeting with PO

by freeman in

jw
friends

hello all, i think you will find this interesting:.

well the meeting took place and i have to say it had a few surprises.

one of the biggest surprises was that it was truly non-confrontational in every respect.

PopeOfEruke

Pork Chop -

the link you requested is at http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011108/hl/childbirth_1.html

The Pope

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Watch out!!! Demonized Hungarian spices!!!

by expatbrit in

jw
friends

i knew it!

those damned hungarians!

http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=5&t=000127

PopeOfEruke

Holy Goulash, Batman! The Link no longer exists!
Can you please say what it said??

Thanks!

Pope

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My new Service Meeting Part

by Mindchild in

jw
friends

dear friends...it must have been the fierce geomagnetic storm that did this to me tonight but i just got into a mood to prepare my service meeting part right now and here and i thought i would share it with you:).

hope you enjoy it.... .

how impo'tant is apostate dudeship?.

PopeOfEruke

I think you should seriously consider finding where the storm is now,
and running through it backwards....

Pope