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  Young People Ask...

  by Markfromcali in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the genetic manipulation thread got me thinking about this: as the times change, there will no doubt be more and more things the wts frowns upon, and these might be phrased in the ypa format similar to a list such as "you might be a redneck jedi if ..." so how about it?

  i can't think of much now, but one elder once expressed that he didn't want his daughter to have a cd player.

  it doesn't have to be technological, there's the social stuff... i know some of this has been done before so lets put it all in one thread!

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  Preston

  Young People Ask..."If I shake it more than 3 times am I really playing with it?"

  - Preston
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  Kwintestal in the news (video online)

  by Jourles in

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  2. child-abuse

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  kwin can be seen here.. the file size is 407kb.

  actual footage time is around a minute.

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  Let 'em have it Kwin....

  (The News station refused to show Kwin playing his favorite game of "hammer throw" so they just stuck to chess to appear less intimidating)

  - Preston
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  What words and phrases do Brits and others see as 'American'?

  by sonnyboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as an american, i see words such as cheerio, blimey, bloody (when referring to something negative), loo, bugger, fag (cigarette), etc.

  as chiefly british (i suppose they are).. what words and/or phrases do you consider to be chiefly american?

  i'm honestly unaware of which words i use that may not be used in other english-speaking countries.

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  As for certain American phrases.....which I think we should retire ASAP is....(takes deep breath)...... "Git R' Done". Please refrain from using ...it makes us appear foolish to our English cousins.... must not let that happen.

  - Preston
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  WOW, I'm the #2 poster, 2nd to Richie Rich (in the last 7 days)

  by Netty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just checked the statistics just for fun.

  i was surprised.

  coming to get ya, richie.

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  Preston... I posted some pics on another thread that you might like... since you are a chubby chaser... just like netty...

  (Impersonates old style radio broadcaster): "Beep, Beep, Beep..... Beep, Beep, Beep..... this just in, nipple ring name tags have shot up 500% in sales, now back to your regularly scheduled program.." - Preston (..and yes Netty, we have to stick together..)
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  WOW, I'm the #2 poster, 2nd to Richie Rich (in the last 7 days)

  by Netty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just checked the statistics just for fun.

  i was surprised.

  coming to get ya, richie.

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  Preston

  Netty, in AZ, its too hot outside to do anything else...

  - Preston
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  Prince FANS ONLY Please!!!

  by prophecor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  despite the purlple ones' religious persuasion, at this time, whats your favorite song and / or album?

  i'll start.

  the album purple rain is my favourite, one of my favourite songs, however is " i could never take the place of your man "

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  I dare say........ "Pussy Control" .... as well as "Take Me With You", "Pop Life" , "Nothing Compares 2 U" , "Seven" and 'Purple Rain"

  - Preston
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  Are you an Irritating Bastard?

  by gumby in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  how many of you ex witnesses out there became irritating bastards to family and friends when you left the organisation?

  did you push your believing mate right out the door with your verbal assaults?

  did you send out a long letter to all of your witness family and friends telling them what a lying cult the watchtower organisation is?

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  Well.....if you did........maybe your a dipshit for doing that. Why?

  Well....I have to admit, at least Gumby's being diplomatic ("Maybe youre a....") about it...

  - Preston
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  Dubs are the WALKING DEAD

  by GetBusyLiving in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lately i've just been getting contacted quite a bit by depressed zombie like cultist's.

  i thought i would welcome being contacted by dubs after i da'ed but i actually really find it annoying!

  they all drop comments like "nothing ever changes.." "i don't really go to the meeting's that much.." "i'm just so bored.." "if i didn't have meetings i could go back to school" "brother shitbag is a jerk.. i'm so sick of him.." "the elders treat me like a child" blah blah blah.

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  To borrow a line from Dawn of the Dead..."when there's no more room in hell the dubs will walk the earth....."

  - Preston
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  U2 GIG PICS (hopefully)

  by tijkmo in

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  2. entertainment

  well the sound was atrocious..but it usually is in a stadium...couldnt hear a word bono was singing or saying...and man did he have a lot to say..mostly about africa and g8 and third world debt..shame really...50,000 drunken scots hanging on his every word..missed opportunity.

  but the show was spectacular...and we didnt need to hear the singing cos crowd drowned it out anyway.

  im going to play this venue next year...book early

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  U2...U2...hmmmm..I assume they're a band or somethn'.....

  - Preston
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  New System Sewage

  by joelbear in

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  i was thinking this weekend.. how will sewage treatment be handled in the new system?

  i assume mature brothers will be assigned the privilege of working at sewer treatment plants for shifts of 1000 years or so.

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  Preston

  A world without a clean toilet seat cannot possibly be paradise... I wouldnt want any portion of my everlasting existence similar to the toilets at the Grand Canyon.

  - Preston