Did you ever want to just 'FOREST GUMP' it out of the Kingdom Hall?
No, but I did want to ride a boat to Fiji.
- Preston
Preston
JoinedPosts by Preston
-
28
Did you ever want to just 'FOREST GUMP' it out of the Kingdom Hall?
by GetBusyLiving inthe last few weeks of meetings for me were pure hell.
i got a cold sweat sometimes and just sat there fantasizing about running forest gump style out of the kingdom hall.
i was getting "encouraged" to comment more too and i just physically could not audibly promote that crap in public anymore.
-
-
Preston
-
33
should we start screening members?
by kittyeatzjdubs inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/94261/1.ashx
after running across more and more threads of this nature...self righteous jdubs wanting to remind us all that we're burning in hell....i propose that prospective members pass a requirement exam.
for example.... 1. have you read or ever heard of crisis of conscience?.
-
-
Preston
hmmmmmm.....are you scared what might happen if you read it?
No, I've read most of Danielle Steele's stuff..how harmful can it be?
- Preston
-
43
Social Skills..... or lack thereof
by damselfly ini have come to the realization that i have very poor to non-existent social skills.
i have become so scared of rejection ( i wonder why?
) that i only let people get so close and only reveal select personal information after literally years of knowing someone.sometimes when i'm out in public and see someone i know, if they haven't seen me yet i will try and avoid them.
-
-
Preston
This is what I came up with. 1.I would like to be able to dance without looking like a spaz. 2.Musical ability of any kind would be appreciated. 3. I would like to be the greatest knitter of all time ( I know I'm a dork )
Damselfly,
I don't know why you would feel lack of confidence in talking to people, I mean...yeah..the dub thing but you're a good looking chick, that should help you in the confidence dept., now, as for achieving MAD, MAD SKILLZ, my suggestion is to look through the weekend section of the paper to see if there's like a day class in sewing or dancing, there should be. I recenty took a sewing class and had lots of fun, hope things work out Damsel...
- Preston
-
9
i did it!!!!
by tsunami_rid3r intoday.
well i called that chicks number, it was her home number and her mom answered.
i thought it was her and said "hey whats up?
-
-
Preston
what? so was that the right thing to do? just to say i was working that day? i really am. i dont understand what yall are saying.
relax...my son - Preston
-
33
should we start screening members?
by kittyeatzjdubs inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/94261/1.ashx
after running across more and more threads of this nature...self righteous jdubs wanting to remind us all that we're burning in hell....i propose that prospective members pass a requirement exam.
for example.... 1. have you read or ever heard of crisis of conscience?.
-
-
Preston
Awww c'mon jo, I havent read Crisis of Conscience.... and well... I don't really come here for the research...so, what gives? Can't there be a secret handshake or somethin?
- Preston
-
56
Does anyone else flip off the Kingdom Hall when they drive by?
by Dustin inso it has become habit for me to go out of my way when driving to make sure i can give it the finger as i drive by.
i especially like to do this on the way to one of my favorite bars, especially on meeting nights just so people who knew me can see me do it.
i don't know why, but this has become a tradition of sorts.
-
-
Preston
Every time I drive past the Kingdom Hall and my partner is in the car with me I yell "F**n' A !" and then my partner responds by saying "Why don't you F**K a B, it's got more holes?", and then I respond by saying "Bruce, by the time I left the dubs I pretty much went through the whole alphabet....A is where its at!", and then Bruce says "OK", and thats what happens when we drive past a Kingdom Hall.
- Preston
-
5
U.S. April Service Report (from July KM)
by TheListener inunited states branch - april service report.
sp'l pios.
mags 90.9, avg.
-
-
Preston
How does someone become a "special" pioneer again...its been a while since I've heard that title...erm...designation
- Preston
-
40
JWs Back to No. 1 in Growth!
by Amazing1914 init is interesting to note that of the total actual growth of all churches put together in the usa, 98.8% went to the roman catholic church (852,663 rcc vs 863,448 all ).
church.
21. united church of christ.
-
-
Preston
I just inducted a new member into the Paul Lynde Appreciation Society. Our membership is now at 2, that's a 100% growth! Read it and weap Watchtower!
- Preston
-
9
i did it!!!!
by tsunami_rid3r intoday.
well i called that chicks number, it was her home number and her mom answered.
i thought it was her and said "hey whats up?
-
-
Preston
then i continued my run.
Run? What Run? Is this like Logan's Run (Tsunami's Run), are you hittin 30 anytime soon? Anywho, why tell the babe you weren't available?
- Preston
-
67
Everyone wish Whyamihere (Brooke) a big happy birthday
by Dustin intommorow is my good friend brooke (whyamihere's) birthday.
everyone wish her the best as i am taking her out along with my wife to make her drink and party.
-
-
Preston
Preston...I love Jessica Simpson(I wished I looked like her) sniff!
She's got nuthin on you...besides being an X-JW automatically makes a chick hotter...es twue...just ask Merry, Crumpet, Es, Jo and the rest of em! (Preston spits into spitoon) and thats all she wrote....
- Preston