E-Man,
You've been having too much of Guinness of late.
This Lucy gal is all in your imagination; her hubby too.
Come on, give us a more gripping story, if need be take another couple of pints provided it makes you more creative.
Now, on the odd chance that you're indeed saying it as it is, tell Ray to wait to be relieved at Armaggedon (assuming he makes it to the other side).
Now you can have another beer.