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  A Masturbators Greatest Fear...

  by Englishman in

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  ..is that his dead relatives are watching him whilst he does it!.

  so says a recent poll in the london times supplement anyway .

  interestingly, typing this subject matter into google reveals similar results.

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  professor

  Because all those anointed brothers and sisters who'd gone to their heavenly reward would be watching.....

  You mean the remnant gets to watch newlywed sisters get their cherries popped! And I thought being annointed would be boring!
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  JWs compared to Raelians- ABC News

  by Gerard in

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  "many religious scholars, though, see a broader definition of religion and the raelians fit it, they say, just as scientologists, jehovah's witnesses and mormons do.

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  http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/dailynews/raelians030103.htmledited by - gerard on 3 january 2003 15:40:29.

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  professor

  I just stopped by to see if anyone caught this article. I'm glad the JW false prophesies are getting some coverage. The Witnesses are first on the list of Nut-Job religions!
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  Millions Now Living Will Never Die

  by professor in

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  ...as long as they use these magnets!

  and you thought it was a far fetched idea!

  edited by - professor on 18 december 2002 23:45:46.

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  professor

  Actually, I don't recall Einstein or Edison being laughed at.

  These people were all considered as 'crazy mad men' before they became famous. :)
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  Millions Now Living Will Never Die

  by professor in

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  ...as long as they use these magnets!

  and you thought it was a far fetched idea!

  edited by - professor on 18 december 2002 23:45:46.

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  professor

  ...as long as they use these magnets!

  And you thought it was a far fetched idea!

  Edited by - professor on 18 December 2002 23:45:46
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  Message for 'Outaservice'

  by Incense_and_Peppermints in

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  you have mail, at the email account listed in your ex-jw profile.

  ~thx

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  WoW!
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  Favorite Monty Python Sketch?

  by Bendrr in

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  maybe this one has been done before.. what's your favorite monty python sketch?.

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  professor

  And now for something completely different...
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  Favorite Monty Python Sketch?

  by Bendrr in

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  maybe this one has been done before.. what's your favorite monty python sketch?.

  mike.

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  A B C D E F G. . . . . Eric the half a bee! A Twidel dee dum, A twidel dee dee, eric the half a bee...

  Is this bee a demi-bee? Half asleep upon my knee. Some freak from a menagerie? NO! It's Eric the half a bee.

  (whistling)
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  Favorite Monty Python Sketch?

  by Bendrr in

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  maybe this one has been done before.. what's your favorite monty python sketch?.

  mike.

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  professor

  and all I said to my wife was "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"
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  'USA--Secret Satanic Society'?

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  professor

  Watch out. This guy is headed for a guest spot on Art Bell.
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  The Watchtower is Pagan - Not Us!

  by nonjwalltheway in

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  the jw's say anything that is a threat to their religion to be of pagan origin.

  anything that detracts the brainwashed "little flock" away from studying their watchtower magazines is considered to be of pagan origin.

  they even have something on the official watchtower website about cross country skiing and its pagan origins.

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  professor

  We are all very lucky to have escaped with our sanity.

  We did?