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  In celebration of Bob Denver: Gilligan Trivia

  by joelbear in

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  2. friends

  what was gilligan's first name?.

  what was the skipper's full character name?.

  what was the name of the producer played by phil silvers?.

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  professor

  I guess Kincaid and Ramoo finally caught up with him.
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  Barbara Bush: Hurricane victims better off, were "underpriviledged anyway"

  by professor in

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  now we know where gw gets his "compassionate conservatism" from:.

  hurricane katrina victims in houston, texas were "underprivileged anyway" and life in the astrodome sports arena is "working very well for them," former first lady barbara bush says....

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  professor

  Now we know where GW gets his "compassionate conservatism" from:

  Hurricane Katrina victims in Houston, Texas were "underprivileged anyway" and life in the Astrodome sports arena is "working very well for them," former first lady Barbara Bush says....
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  Guy at Mcdonalds I wanted to punch

  by professor in

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  yeah, so yesterday i'm at mcdonald's with my kids.

  this guy walks in all full of dried paint on his hair and clothes.

  he sits down with his food, and then starts preaching out loud to the entire restaurant about how the hurricane is god's way of punnishing the whores and the homos who are now paying the price for their sins.. .

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  professor

  Milk is only $2.29. We should have cars running on that. We'd need a lot more cows, though.
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  Name One Wish You're Glad Went Unfulfilled

  by Ingenuous in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm glad god never granted my "wish" for a husband while i was still in the org.

  i'd be hurtin' a lot more right now if i was married/involved.

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  professor

  I used to wish I could have sex with this one JW girl. Now that I look back, she was kinda ugly.
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  Guy at Mcdonalds I wanted to punch

  by professor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yeah, so yesterday i'm at mcdonald's with my kids.

  this guy walks in all full of dried paint on his hair and clothes.

  he sits down with his food, and then starts preaching out loud to the entire restaurant about how the hurricane is god's way of punnishing the whores and the homos who are now paying the price for their sins.. .

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  professor

  No they had already switched over to lunch. If he was at Burger King he coulda had it his way right away.
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  Guy at Mcdonalds I wanted to punch

  by professor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yeah, so yesterday i'm at mcdonald's with my kids.

  this guy walks in all full of dried paint on his hair and clothes.

  he sits down with his food, and then starts preaching out loud to the entire restaurant about how the hurricane is god's way of punnishing the whores and the homos who are now paying the price for their sins.. .

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  professor

  Yeah, so yesterday I'm at McDonald's with my kids. This guy walks in all full of dried paint on his hair and clothes. He sits down with his food, and then starts preaching out loud to the entire restaurant about how the hurricane is God's way of punnishing the whores and the homos who are now paying the price for their sins.
  
  So some elderly woman blurts out "I'm not a whore or a homo. How come I just paid $3.35 for a gallon of gas?" He couldn't answer her question, but went on to say that he pays nothing because Jesus died on a cross and automatically pays all of his bills. Not sure if that's Paypal or what...
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  What do you think is Michael Jackson's last great work?

  by Elsewhere in

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  i have to say: scream .

  i related to it when i was leaving the wts.. .

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  Bad was when he disassociated himself as a Witness. I liked that one. The lyrics of "Man in the Mirror" seem to tell a story of why he left. I left right at the time that came out and can totally relate.
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  Another JW alternative

  by Justin in

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  2. friends

  for those interested in an alternative to the jws, check out http://www.bibledecoded.com/index.html .

  the lws claim to be the successors to the jws!

  they have their own chronology, disfellowshipping rules, etc.

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  professor

  This is for real. They sent me a a very thick book in the mail.
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  Watchtower cd-rom

  by gringojj in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hey everbody my wife got me the 2004 cd-rom with all the wt and awakes and lots of books post 1950. its great because you can just type in the words and it will search all publications.

  too bad it doesnt have pre 1950. oh well

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  I just got a WT CD off of eBay and it turned out to be a bootleg! It works just the same but I'm kind of surprised. You think of people bootlegging DAVE MATTHEWS BAND or something, not WT publications!
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  My kid looks so Witnessy.

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i can't help but think that my son looks like a little jw in this outfit.

  maybe this halloween he can go as one!

  this picture was taken yesterday.

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  professor

  No, he doesn't have a book bag and he is too happy. Definately Watchtower-free.