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  Backward Masking

  by bigmouth in

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  if you're under about 30 this might not mean much to you but during the 80's and 90's there was always a heap of counsel on debasing music.it made you terrified to listen to anything except the brilliant kingdom melodies.

  we had a big thing here in nz about music that had been recorded in such a way as to give some sort of demonic message in a subliminal way.we couldn't listen to stairway to heaven,hotel california and a host of other songs.ah hell!, we may as burn everything.but i found devo's whip it is masked and now i couldn't care less,great song.of course you could only check by turning your vinyl backwards.anyone get freaked out back then too?

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  professor

  The music is reversible but Time is not. Turn back! Turn back!
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  New Upside-Down Christmas Tree

  by professor in

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  jw's can get these this year and show how anti-christmas they really are!

  (it's real, we have 'em at target, too!).

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  professor

  "what's that? A thong ?"

  That's it! You can hang lingerie off of it for ornaments.
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  New Upside-Down Christmas Tree

  by professor in

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  jw's can get these this year and show how anti-christmas they really are!

  (it's real, we have 'em at target, too!).

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  professor

  JW's can get these this year and show how anti-Christmas they really are! (It's real, we have 'em at Target, too!)
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  Mister Coffee

  by professor in

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  when i was a teen jw youth, a bethelite couple from our congregation came back from bethel for a visit and told me a story about mr. coffee.

  he was some guy that stood outside bethel often in the morning, protesting the watchtower society and came to be known among bethelites as mr. coffee.

  does anyone here know who this person is?

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  professor

  Wow. Only here could I find people who know about something this obscure from 20 years ago!
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  Mister Coffee

  by professor in

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  when i was a teen jw youth, a bethelite couple from our congregation came back from bethel for a visit and told me a story about mr. coffee.

  he was some guy that stood outside bethel often in the morning, protesting the watchtower society and came to be known among bethelites as mr. coffee.

  does anyone here know who this person is?

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  professor

  When I was a teen JW youth, a Bethelite couple from our congregation came back from Bethel for a visit and told me a story about Mr. Coffee. He was some guy that stood outside Bethel often in the morning, protesting the Watchtower society and came to be known among Bethelites as Mr. Coffee. Does anyone here know who this person is? Does anyone know the identity of Mr. Coffee? This story came to me circa 1986.

  -pro
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  Sandwich fillings

  by greendawn in

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  my all time favourites are (1)the old cheese and onion combination and (2)bacon with eggs and lettuce.

  sometimes the more exotic prawns and avocados.

  and what do you all fancy when preparing quick but delicious sandwich snacks?

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  The Twinkie Weiner Sandwich

  Take a Twinkie, slice it like a hot dog bun, insert a boiled hot dog, top with Cheez Wiz.

  Enjoy dipped in milk if desired.
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  You know, were all still a percentage Jehovah's Witness. Like it, or not!

  by free2beme in

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  i know a lot of people we say, i am 100% out, and speak of all the things they disagree with.

  yet i don't think that is the case, we are what the accumulation of our days have brought us too and no matter how hard you try, i know you all have witness in you.

  it might be as simple as a thought when we do something normal, with some stray conscience struggle with doing something we were told was wrong for so many years.

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  Are you messing with my head, free2beme? ixnay on the illstay artpay itnessway.
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  What do you think would happen if Russell,Rutherford,Knorr,Franz,Hensc met?

  by booker-t in

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  i know this is kind of a joke but i was wondering what would happen if russell, rutherford, knorr, franz and milton henschel all met up for a meeting to discuss the watchtower bible and tract society/jw's and how to run it today?

  russell would probably say " i am the faithful and discreet slave" rutherford would say to russell "no you are not that is "old light" i am the faithful and discreet slave class along with my associates" and then nathan knorr would tell them both that they are both wrong the governing body is the faithful and discreet slave class.

  and also knorr would tell charles t russell he would be disfellowshipped for wearing his beard.

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  professor

  Theye'd all pull out their Freemason rings and wink.
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  Covering Kingdom Music

  by professor in

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  has anyone ever tried to release covers of kingdom music?

  generally, i'm thinking you have to have the artist's permission.

  but what if you change it a little?

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  The Target holiday commercials are notorious for recreating songs.

  I guess that's why I'm like this. I work for Target Corp.
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  Anonymous domain name registration?

  by IT Support in

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  does anyone have any experience regarding anonymously registering a new domain name?

  there are a number of us registrars offering anonymous, or private, domain name registration, where the registrar registers the new domain name in their own name but the customer has full rights to use, trade, sell the name, etc.

  they usually charge an additional $5 to $10 per month for the service.

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  professor

  It costs a little more for not getting all the spam.