Yo buss dis. I be also wonderin why Adam nameddem polar bears when he had no revlant fuh de word polar in de flowuz an shit Sheeit!
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noah and da flood
by el jarocho mayor inso i have dis question..... as a kid growing up jw..i was always told dat da big j in da sky was da one dat created all living things on earth.
dat they were perfectly created and wit specif functions and all.
so, can anybody tell me whats up with the polar bear, and for dat matter any animal dat lives in da north or south pole?
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They are making me mental!
by CeriseRose inno, not jws (although if i think too long about it, i'm sorely tempted to decorate my car a la christmas and park it at the kh during a meeting... *evil grin* ).
i belong to a 'non-religious' message board (have since 2001) that seems to have a large proportion of newly-arrived christians on it.
normally, i could care less if they're there; the topic is not religion, there's plenty of places to post that don't even smack of religion.
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These people should give up on selling religion and try multi-level marketing! It's pretty much the same concept, and they've already learned how to constantly annoy everyone around them without being embarrassed.
Oh wait. Isn't that called "incidental witnessing"?
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Demons and feathers
by Narkissos inbrummie's thread about "unwritten prophecies" made me think more broadly about unwritten stuff among jws.
this one is not a prophecy, sounds more like a "urban legend".. there were stories circulating among french jws in the 70's about people suffering of some unexplained illness, until strange demonic "artworks" were discovered in the feathers of their pillows.
some were almost dying as the "work" was almost completed.
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Sounds like a hallucination to me. For instance, an LSD trip might draw one to tear their pillow apart and find "strange artwork" inside. Serious illness could have a similar effect.
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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Pretty slick, ND!
Love Ya!
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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Still lots of disbelief here. It occurs to me that Prince is not allowed to speak to me because I'm bad association and might spoil his useful habits!
What a laugh riot!
I'm not sure how much money he donates to the Society, but don't you think Prince is now a "stubling block"? His old, "immoral" music is still for sale. Do you think he told the record companies to just keep that money now? Doesn't he also have his own record label, Paisley Park? Do you think that label has stopped putting out anything that might be un-Christian? Why does his new video make political statements? Aren't Witnesses supposed to stay out of politics?
It just seems IMPOSSIBLE for Prince to be a brother in good standing. Someone please explain this to me because it's really pissing me off. My parents are now encouraged to associate with Prince and not allowed to speak to me! JUST LAST YEAR my wife went to his concert here in Milwaukee and he was still doing his dirty music. When did he suddenly have a change of heart and then suddenly get baptized? What the hell is going on here?!
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Segregation in Provo, Utah: "Mixed Species" Households Not Allowed!
by Stephanus inhttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1130strangepetlaw-on.html
cats, dogs living together a no-no in utah town
associated press.
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We're probably being too mean. My friend Amy is dating a Nephilim guy. He's actually a really nice guy, and fun at parties.
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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His new video is political, isn't it?
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Segregation in Provo, Utah: "Mixed Species" Households Not Allowed!
by Stephanus inhttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1130strangepetlaw-on.html
cats, dogs living together a no-no in utah town
associated press.
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If a human had sex with an alien, would it be considered bestiality?
No. But it might produce a giant offspring called Nephilim that would ravage the Earth so horribly that a global deluge would be required to exterminate them.
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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I've got a feeling someone once cursed you with "May you live to see interesting times"...
Sometimes it's so interesting that it's boring. But PRINCE? BAPTIZED? Now I question reality, my own existence for that matter.
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Prince Says...............
by professor in"you can live forever (and that's a mighty long time) in paradise on earth!".
is he baptized yet?
it would get him a lot closer to being an ex-jw and then maybe we could talk to him here!
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Yeah, Avishai, maybe THAT'S why that song is so long!