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  Question for those who believe the bible.

  by seven006 in

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  a thread started by realist which mentioned the flood and the disappearance of the dinosaurs got me thinking.

  since i do not own a bible i had to download one from the internet to check a few things out (my computer is really pissed at me now).

  it's been many years since i read the bible but i needed to be accurate in my research to ask my question.

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  pseudoxristos

  It's so simple. The flood really occured just as the Bible says. Satan just hid all of the evidence.

  Of course hiding all of the evidence was a much greater miracle than the flood. So God realized he couldn't let Satan deceive Man like this. God thought and thought and decided to have some men write a book about him to explain all of this. Unfortunately since God himself didn't write the book, a few details got left out. Satan laughed at him and said "It would be a miracle if you can get anyone to believe that krap". God got pissed. He told Satan "You just wait, if any of them do believe it I will give them everlasting life". So anyway I think this clears up all of those silly questions about the flood.

  If anyone has any more silly questions. Just let me know, and I will clear them up for you.

  pseudoxristos
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  In Memory of Quantum R.I.P.

  by D8TA in

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  " if i'm going to hell, i'm taking you with me.

  oh dear board, i offer my sincerest apologies ... but if one has to go, then do it with bang!

  what's "fair is fair" and i accept all responsibility for this post.

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  pseudoxristos

  Here lies Quantum

  Please feel free to Squat on him

  The Mormons they got him

  Their weird crap they taught him

  He came here to preach

  He came here to teach

  He bores us with each

  And every long-winded speech

  He taught and he taught

  But we said so what

  The evidence he's got

  Its all for naught

  Guess what's missin

  Those PLATES that glisten

  No one will listen

  They'd rather be pissin

  Once "Quantum the Great"

  Now "Quantum the late"

  This is his fate

  What a wonderful date

  Pseudoxristos

  We want Plates!!!!!

  edited to put punctuation marks back in.

  Edited by - pseudoxristos on 13 July 2002 4:55:34
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  QUANTUM SPEAKS

  by QUANTUM in

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  dear ex jw's:.

  if some of you remember my initial entrance to these boards was commenting on the child abuse situation.

  i stayed to long... i was feeling the tension of several discussions with some of the people i work with who are active jw's.

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  pseudoxristos

  Oh, what the heck get them Ten commandment Tablets also. Then we will have something to put them PLATES on.

  WE WANT TABLETS TOO!!!!

  WE WANT TABLETS TOO!!!!

  WE WANT TABLETS TOO!!!!

  WE WANT TABLETS TOO!!!!

  pseudoxristos
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  QUANTUM SPEAKS

  by QUANTUM in

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  dear ex jw's:.

  if some of you remember my initial entrance to these boards was commenting on the child abuse situation.

  i stayed to long... i was feeling the tension of several discussions with some of the people i work with who are active jw's.

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  pseudoxristos

  It's spelled diploma BTW.

  There are thousands of extant manuscripts of the Old and New Testament. Although they are not the original autographs they are at least in the original language. Can this be said of the Plates?

  Now go get them PLATES.

  cause WE WANT PLATES!!!!!

  pseudoxristos
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  QUANTUM SPEAKS

  by QUANTUM in

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  dear ex jw's:.

  if some of you remember my initial entrance to these boards was commenting on the child abuse situation.

  i stayed to long... i was feeling the tension of several discussions with some of the people i work with who are active jw's.

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  pseudoxristos

  Oh, I almost forgot.

  We want Plates!!!!!!!

  We want Plates!!!!!!!

  We want Plates!!!!!!!

  We want Plates!!!!!!!

  We want Plates!!!!!!!

  pseudoxristos
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  QUANTUM SPEAKS

  by QUANTUM in

  1. jw
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  dear ex jw's:.

  if some of you remember my initial entrance to these boards was commenting on the child abuse situation.

  i stayed to long... i was feeling the tension of several discussions with some of the people i work with who are active jw's.

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  pseudoxristos

  J. Smith had superhuman powers ....powers which are talked about in the Bible

  So far J. Smith and God have only managed to convince less than 0.5% of the World population to Become Mormans. Why does God work in such stupid ways, why doesn't he just give us all superhuman power?

  pseudoxristos
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  LET THE EVIDENCE BEGIN

  by QUANTUM in

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  please refer to the following.

  http://farms.byu.edu/free/transcripts/index.html.

  begin with daniel peterson's evidences for the book of mormon.

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  pseudoxristos

  WE WANT SCROLLS!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!

  WE WANT SCROLLS!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!

  WE WANT SCROLLS!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!

  pseudoxristos
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  LET THE EVIDENCE BEGIN

  by QUANTUM in

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  please refer to the following.

  http://farms.byu.edu/free/transcripts/index.html.

  begin with daniel peterson's evidences for the book of mormon.

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  pseudoxristos

  We are gonna be needin some PLATES for this Bull S**t your tryin to feed us.

  Now where are them PLATES?

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!!!

  WE WANT PLATES!!!!!!!

  pseudoxristos
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  LET THE EVIDENCE BEGIN

  by QUANTUM in

  1. jw
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  please refer to the following.

  http://farms.byu.edu/free/transcripts/index.html.

  begin with daniel peterson's evidences for the book of mormon.

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  pseudoxristos

  That's my prophesy, and I'm stickin to it.
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  LET THE EVIDENCE BEGIN

  by QUANTUM in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  please refer to the following.

  http://farms.byu.edu/free/transcripts/index.html.

  begin with daniel peterson's evidences for the book of mormon.

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  pseudoxristos

  HERE IS A BIT OF EVIDENCE YOU WERE ALL SCREAMING FOR

  Often prophies are made and people can't see there fulfilment when it's right in front of them.

  Before 1830 Joseph Smith declared a prophesy in the Bible was going to start to be fulfilled..Today it is the greatest American Pastime surpassing Golf and Kniting. The LDS church is deeply involved with this prophesy but so are many many people around the world and it's getting bigger and bigger....and they don't even know it...any guesses?

  Quantum has a puzzle!!!!

  Yeah, millions of people will be deceived by the Mormons?

  pseudoxristos

  Edited by - pseudoxristos on 12 July 2002 3:19:58