WHAM! I bashed 'em! Mmmm!
Oooh. That felt good. Thanks. Ahem. Now then.
I'm an Episcopalian, which is as close to Catholic you can get without being Catholic.
What I don't like:
1. INFALLIBILITY of the Pope. Excuse me, can anyone say GOVERNING BODY? (Oops, didn't mean to shout. Then again, maybe I did?)
2. Worship of Mary. Biblical basis???
3. The fact that they believe that the bread and wine served at Communion ACTUALLY BECOMES the flesh and blood of Christ instead of symbolizing it. Ewww.
4. The Inquisition (except for Mel Brooks version in History of the World Part 1, LOL)
5. The Crusades, and burning people at the stake
6. The fact that, as a baptized Christian, I am not welcome to accept communion in a Catholic church because I am not Catholic. Remember the flap when Baptist Bill Clinton took communion, right after the Monica thing exploded? That priest took Holy Hell for that, giving a non-Catholic the bread and wine. Hoo boy! Can anyone say "EMBLEMS??" [ducking for cover and LMAO]
7. What do you mean I can't use birth control????
8. What do you mean I can't divorce my abusive husband? Oh, but I can BUY an annulment. Hmmm.
9. Pedophile priests. And what the freak's up with celibacy anyway? How sick and perverted is that?? And, and, why can't women be priests???
10. Purgatory. Look it up. Nuff said.
11. Mass cards. Like I'm gonna help save John Gotti's (or anyone else's) soul if I purchase a Mass card.
I don't hate Catholics, some of my best relatives are Catholic, I just know I could never be one. *Shudder*
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V