Posts by Nambo

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Look what became of Sparlock!

by Chariklo in

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poor sparlock!

poor caleb, even!.

for a few brief weeks...was it even for as long as a few brief weeks?...sparlock enjoyed fleeting fame with his own page on wikipedia.

Nambo

He needs to get with the latest Watchtower Fad if he wants to remain in the limelight.

"Caleb!, what are you doing!, who tought you to do that!!!"

"Sparlock did Mummy, Sparlock the Wanking Wizard!"

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I'm lost

by Dyfii in

not at all.. i tried to kill myself 3 times.

i was 14, nobody likes me at school, my weight was a problem, i tought that god wasn't there for me, my life had no sense.

at 15-16 i decided it was enough.

Nambo

Hi and welcome Dyfii.

So sorry and sad that your best friend died.

"No broken reed will he crush" is one of my favourite scriptures, so many JWs seem to be perfect and righteous and we who are differant feel so unworthy in comparison, yet its so much easier for them they hardly even need Jesus, Jesus himself said he was like a doctor who had come to cure us broken ones, reading how you felt dispair at not succeeding in being how we feel we are meant to be tells me how good you really are and I am less mercyfull and Gracious than God and Jesuswho both know how you suffer in order to be counted one of theirs.

There is also a scripture that says he who is hating his life in this system of things, is safeguarding it for the system to come, Iam not sure how this really works, maybe its a vindication for God that humans are not as happy under Satans rule as they will be under Gods. To you and me both however, I feel the scripture applies, I too am lonely, hopeless and broken, and I too look to God and Jesus to put things right, but it will only happen when Jesus rules the world, not at the moment.

Regarding God making you a woman, only God knows, does he judge a persons sexuality by the mind or the body? Whatever, he will cure the conflict, even though you should be prepared that Gods answer might be to make you hetro-sexual with just as strong desires as you now have, but to be a Father figure who is deeply loved by his children.

What I try and do is appretiate the good things that happen in this twisted world, be nice to everyone and thereby take pleasure in the little bit of happiness you can give to others, and try not to dwell on the things in this world that are beyond our powers to do anything about, but are not above Jesus powers. Wait on him and be as full of happiness as you can be in the meantime under your trying circumstances.

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Last night I had this dream ...

by 00DAD in

last night i had this dream: i was walking through a beautiful garden.

i came upon a statuary image of christ.

it was in a shaded alcove surrounded by a beautiful trellis entwined with wild vines of flowering bougainvillea.

Nambo

Yep, thats what religions do, destroy the image of Christ.

Trouble is, most people dont have your depth of vision to see how beautifull the actuality is.

9

War!

by smmcroberts in

it's the 11th anniversary of the attacks on the world trade center in new york city.

the media here in the u.s. are repeating taped interviews of survivors.

i have no problem with that; it was a tragedy we shouldn't forget.

Nambo

I read recently Iran was behind 911 as well, so maybe we better go to war with Iran, after that it will be Syria, then maybe they will discover North Korea did 911, better go to war with them as well, anybody see some sort of pattern forming here?

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"Keep yourselves in Gods Love"...JW`s and masturbation video #22

by smiddy in

i just looked to see if this video is still on the official jehovah`s witness website "keep yourselves in gods love " ( deaf and sign language # 22 ) and it is.

notwithstanding whether it is appropiate for signers to be explicit or not, depending on what signage they use, the real question should be, why are the governing body of jehovah`s witnesses so concerned that their members are masturbating or not.it is not an issue in the bible .why are they delving into something that quite frankly does not concern them ?.

smiddy.

Nambo

All religions are there to put people off of God, this doctrine of man is particularily good at making people feel God couldnt possibly love them, hense, they lose their love of God.

It was one of the reasons I left the Dubs, feeling I was disqualified.

And even worst, I once read in one of the mags about even Pioneers feeling that their hard Spiritual work meant they felt they could get away with taking Blood transfusions and Masturbating, so their it was, masturbating is put in the same basket of sin as blood transfusions!

So, where did this lead my reasoning?

That if I had a child who needed a blood transfusion or die, Iam going to let it die in order to please God, yet couldnt resist something as little as pulling the pud, what sort of evil hypocrite would that have made me, (even though I have no kids, but the priciples the same), so off I went!

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The big deal about masturbation / Deaf Video by the WTB&TS

by smiddy in

by all accounts this video has gone viral on the internet ,generating much discussion as to the appropriateness or not, of this subject in a religous forum for the deaf people,which can also be veiwed by anybody else on the official website , jw.orb....deaf sign language....gods way is love.....scroll down to #22 and their you have it.

why did they do it in the first place.. the bible in christendom is generally accepted as being 66 books in total in protestant circles , catholic , eastern orthodox , etc .have a few more that they may refer to.

these writings are in general accepted as the inspired word of god given to his people over a period of some thousands of years .. in all these inspired writings over thousands of years has their ever been anything specifily stated ,condemning masturbation as a sin or anything wrong about it .. if the almighty god didn`t see the need to comment on the subject who are the wtb&ts to make a video about it .. and lets look at a few facts here:.

Nambo

Just been notified about this one, the author contacted the org to receive the usual watered down version of the troof!

Stuff

The Wanking Deaf Vs. Jehovah's Witnesses

By Clive Martin and Sheree Millington

Schadenfreude needs to be sincere to be funny. It's what made "Chocolate Rain" hysterical and everything Tay Zonday did afterward crap. Because self-awareness is the plague of the internet. And plagues never made anyone smile.

"Everyone's self-aware these days though," you say. Well, no. There is still at least one group that doesn't understand what Reddit is. That group is the Jehovah's Witnesses, and the internet's meme-hunters have just caught wind of a Church-affiliated video that discourages deaf Jehovah's Witnesses from turning to that most shallow of pleasures, masturbation.

The video is essentially a couple of different signers emotively pleading with the viewer not to crack one off, and because sign language isn't the most politically correct of dialects, they do this through all of the most obvious gestures that signify masturbation, married to a bunch of guys miming orgasms.

With its dismissive wank gestures and air boob cupping, the overall effect resembles some kind of crude road rage dispute carried out through shut car windows. The fact that the signal for female masturbation looks a bit like a gang sign with its downward-facing V shape only adds to the feeling that you might have just cut up the wrong Cadillac on Compton Boulevard.

Needless to say, a bunch of YouTube comedians have fired up Windows Movie Maker and given us their own mashed up versions of the original. The song choices range from the depressingly obvious ("Ignition Remix"), to the obvious yet still hilarious ("I Touch Myself"), and the pointless meme doubling ("Gangnam Style").

While it's all very amusing, I was intrigued as to what the video's real message was. From what I could tell by the signer's expressions, the Jehovah's Witnesses are of the belief that masturbation sends you into a state of unparalleled sexual ecstasy, but all the research suggested the Church was very much in the "save it for the real deal" camp.

I decided to call up my local Jehovah's branch, but was informed I couldn't speak to the elder there—not because he was unwilling to talk, but because he was deaf (an irony so thick you could choke a blue whale on it).

Eventually I was redirected to a spokesman named Mark Holman.

VICE: Hi, I was wondering if I could discuss a video that’s gone viral recently?
Mark Holman: Yes, of course, what video is this? Is it on our website?

I'm not sure if it's on your website. I can tell you about it briefly…
If it’s not official, I can’t discuss it with you. But I can discuss with you ideas and suchlike.

Great. Well, the video is specifically aimed at deaf Jehovah’s Witnesses and it warns them about the dangers of masturbation.
Oh, I haven’t heard of that one, but I’ll keep a look out for it. You can ask me about the themes in the video.

OK, firstly, as a Jehovah’s Witness, what are your views on masturbation?
Well, we always go on the Bible’s view, which is that it is something that we should try to steer away from. Masturbation is not something we would suggest doing. We just encourage positive things.

So is masturbation an official "sin"?
It’s not officially a sin, but if you think of it as sinful then you shouldn’t do it. We don’t really refer to things as "sins"; if you have a good moral compass and love for the Lord then your actions will be pure. We do not encourage selfish activity.

Is masturbation one of the more selfish things you can do?
I don’t see how it can be a non-selfish activity, by its very nature.

Are there any specific parts of the Bible I should study to help combat onanism?
Galatians 5.22 and 5.23 are good bits.

Wow, you know it off by heart.
That is my job and my faith.

Um, is it true that masturbation can send you blind?
As a member of the Church, I don’t know. Certainly, there have been instances. Apparently. You would have to check with someone in the medical profession.

Is there medical evidence?
It would be worthwhile checking that out for yourself.

The video is specifically aimed at stopping deaf people masturbating. Are the deaf particularly at risk from the dangers of masturbation?
I’m guessing it must be hard to have such a disability, so the Church in America may have identified them as an "at risk" group. I don’t know if I am qualified to comment on that.

What advice would you give to any Jehovah’s Witnesses who felt the need to masturbate?
Well, I wouldn’t give advice. It’s expected that people can exercise control themselves. To some I might say read a book to take your mind off it, for others this might not work. Hobbies are always good. It just depends on the person.

Cool. Have you heard of the pop singer, Prince?
Yes, I have. He is a Jehovah’s Witness.

He's quite vocal about how much he likes to masturbate. In fact, he apparently had two ribs removed so he could self-fellate. What do you think of that?
That’s disgusting. I don’t know if that’s true.

Is he a bad Jehovah?
It is down to personal choice. He has a different lifestyle to most people. He’s a little odd.

Do you like his music?
Yes, I do.

Do you play it in church?
We have our own, specially composed music to suit whatever occasion we need.

Is it good?
Yes, it’s very good. You should come along and listen to it.

I might do that. Thank you so much.
It was nice speaking with you.

Although I'm not 100 percent sold on the religion's views on the issue, it doesn't really affect me because I have never actually masturbated. So maybe there's still hope for me to find my route to God.

If Prince can dig it, so can I.

Follow Clive (@thugclive) and Sheree (@shereemilli) on Twitter.

Previous tussles with religion:

An Interview with a Jehovah's Witness Pornstar

I Spent a Week Trying to Believe in God

The Creation Museum Is Hilarious

Hey Atheists, Just Shut Up Please

By Clive Martin and Sheree Millington 4 hours ago Tags: Jehovah's Witnesses , wanking , masturbation , deaf people , viral videos , Ignition Remix , YouTube , interview , religion , remixes

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12 tribes

by maccauk11 in

how do you answer about the 144000 that come out of the twelve tribes of israel.

Nambo

My view is that in fullfilment of Gods promise to Abraham, there will be 12000 literal souls from each of the 12 tribes of Israel.

Just because man doesnt know the genetic descendants of such, doesnt mean God doesnt know, they are not lost to him.

Then the great crowd is chosen from all the rest of mankind and is without number.

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It's the 46th anniversary of Star Trek TV series

by moshe in

google reminds us how long ago this was, 1966 (or was it 67?

) - i was a teenager in high school and guess what?

i never saw one eposode on local tv.

Nambo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqOzmKvwyY&feature=relmfu

I liked the "hood" version as well.

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Any born-ins have this attitude about converts?

by Nambo in

so there was this great gang of us, from south london, manchester and wolverhampton, went to socialise with a group in fishguard in wales.. amongst the conversations one of the single sisters stated, "i could never marry anybody who used to be in the world".. i guess a lifetime of knocking on doors had given her the impression there couldnt possibly be a convert in her midst, never mind later alone with her in her mgb.. so whats with this, did you think we had rat scabies or were possesed by demons or something?.

.

Nambo

Dont forget, you've also got the loving Spiritual advice from the older members guiding the choice of younger ones.

I was'nt even baptised when a Sister started to court me, I had just come in from the world so had no concept of "damaged goods", however, the mature sister who was studying with me warned me off her as she had done one solitary slip from perfection, so I was warned that Jehovah wouldnt bless me if I married her, that I would soon meet a good Spiritual sister.

Out of obedience to God therefore, I stopped the courtship, I was new and just doing what I was told, didnt know of the JW Caste system back then.

Ths shoe was on the other foot when some years later I met that super spiritual sister and really fell for her, she was warned off me by the Elders as though I hadnt done anything wrong, I wasnt a pioneer so wasnt deemed good enough for her.

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Contest: Rename that religion!

by smmcroberts in

a while back, whatistruth posted the question: how many bible events can we site that no human has ever witnessed.

i was surprised that no one cited isaiah 43:10: .

you are my witnesses, is the utterance of jehovah, even my servant whom i have chosen, in order that you may know and have faith in me, and that you may understand that i am the same one.

Nambo

How about:- "SATANS WITNESSES"

after all, they have spent the last 100 years announcing and promoting a "Kingdom" that was "written in stone", namely, the Great Pyramid that even they admitted was a Satanic device, (though still kept their ties to it).

Gods Kingdom certainly never arrived in 1914, but if Satans "New World Order" arrives using the UN/League of Nations as its vehicle, well that was certainly birthed as the result of 1914 events.

The JWs main doctrine is the promotion of a Kingdom birthed in 1914, the signs so far indicate it more likely to be Satans than Jehovahs.